Free Quattro Razor (2)

[ORION]

That sucks. The people I work with don't do that . I'm glad cause that would get on my nerves too.

you should get me a job over there

[ORION]

I talk about people I work with, but I do it to their face. I've even gone as far as calling my boss a bag and telling her she looks like a .

she probably deserved it. Serves her right that ing with bad hair and boogers !

[midgetonadonkey]

She did deserve it and actually she deserves much worse.

[Silver21_Black20]

. I love cheesecake.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you love it so much that you would lick it off my body if I rubbed it all over?

[Silver21_Black20]

Do you love it so much that you would lick it off my body if I rubbed it all over?

I wouldn't want ashbeeigh to get jealous.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't want ashbeeigh to get jealous.

There's enough cheesecake and Midge for the both of yous.

[ORION]

. I love cheesecake.

I can eat cheesecake all day and the one thing that is cool about cheesecake is that you can cut it neatly and it doesn't fall all over the place then you look like a damn animal eating it right out of the box. I have to do that most of the time at work.

[midgetonadonkey]

My central heating unit in my house is ed up. The repairman said I'm lucky my house didn't burn down it's in such bad shape. I'm cold as . It must be 50 degrees in my house. I feel like I've got the hiv.

[angel_luv]

I am so stupid when I am sick!!!!!!!!!

First I couldn't find my keys. They were still in the door I unlocked to get into the house.
Brilliant!


My glasses were also missing. I knew I had them because I had driven home. After looking for them an hour, I found them. They were put where they belong- the one place I didn't look.

[Fillmoe]

maybe you shoulda looked for your glasses before you looked for your keys?

[midgetonadonkey]

Fillmoe's logic is brilliant.

[midgetonadonkey]

ing dot-dot Indian.

[Fillmoe]

[CuckingFunt]

I've so far managed to make it through the whole fall/winter cold season without getting sick, and now my throat hurts. Dammit.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't jinx yourself CF!

[midgetonadonkey]

I've so far managed to make it through the whole fall/winter cold season without getting sick, and now my throat hurts. Dammit.

I have a special ointment that coats the throat and makes it feel all better.

[BeerIsGood!]

I've so far managed to make it through the whole fall/winter cold season without getting sick, and now my throat hurts. Dammit.

Are you sure it's from sickness?

[CuckingFunt]

I have a special ointment that coats the throat and makes it feel all better.

I got plenty of ink from Squid, but it didn't quite do the trick.

[midgetonadonkey]

I heard a rumor that ashbeeigh can swallow a 12 inch sausage without gagging. Is there any truth to this?

[CuckingFunt]

Are you sure it's from sickness?

Sadly, I can't think of any other realistic cause.

[BeerIsGood!]

I heard a rumor that ashbeeigh can swallow a 12 inch sausage without gagging. Is there any truth to this?

YouTube IT!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Sadly, I can't think of any other realistic cause.

Has your boyfriend been neglecting you for the video games again?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvvU43YjQmM

Gayest video ever.

[BeerIsGood!]

Damnit!! I was promised chicks (does ashbeigh count as a chick?) swallowing 12 inch sausages in here. This is disappointing.