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  1. #3601
    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    I've heard crazy rumors that some girls aren't very good at it... though I don't see how that's possible. It's not rocket science.
    I've been lucky enough to not ever experienced a bad one.
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  2. #3602
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    My apartment is throwing a shindig tonight. If I were there I'd say drive out there and drink with us, but I'm at home doing laundry and having my parents buy my groceries. I have way too much homework too. I have an 8 page one i should be working on as we speak.
    free beer is tempting ... but again... your insistence on getting me drunk and raping me doesn't make you look good.
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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    My apartment is throwing a shindig tonight. If I were there I'd say drive out there and drink with us, but I'm at home doing laundry and having my parents buy my groceries. I have way too much homework too. I have an 8 page one i should be working on as we speak.
    Why do you have to be there for us to drink your beer?
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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    truer words have never been spoken

    Hey! Be nice to Rasho!
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  5. #3605
    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    be careful, butta and jman, ever heard of Rophynol......
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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    Hey! Be nice to Rasho!
    true, he was nice enough to get the out of here.
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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    angel_luv heard me............

    Yes I did. Both times.
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  8. #3608
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    be careful, butta and jman, ever heard of Rophynol......
    i tried it on a girl once... at a bowling alley when she went to the restroom... all it did was make her bowl crappier... (if that was possible).
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Down there at the pawn shop it's only way to shop
    down there at the pawn shop if it's not in stone
    down there at the pawn shop at no end, no way to shop
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  10. #3610
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    That song was playing in my car this morning.
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  11. #3611
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Though, it always sounds like porn shop to me, so that's how I sing it.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    free beer is tempting ... but again... your insistence on getting me drunk and raping me doesn't make you look good.
    I was just trying to be nice. There was no raping or dating implied. Unless that's how you like it.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I was just trying to be nice. There was no raping or dating implied. Unless that's how you like it.
    And at no extra charge. All inclusive.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    There was no raping or dating implied. Unless that's how you like it.
    So, if man- wanted you to date rape him, you'd oblige? That's very nice of you.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    "I'm going to a hangin', oh honey please ... won't you come"
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I was just trying to be nice. There was no raping or dating implied. Unless that's how you like it.
    this is worthy of a no comment.

    no comment.
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  17. #3617
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    So, if man- wanted you to date rape him, you'd oblige? That's very nice of you.
    my thoughts exactly. all girls should think like that.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Who wants to buy a 2003 Texas A&M Corpus Christi class ring? $40
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  19. #3619
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    An extra twenty will get you my diploma.
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  20. #3620
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    A question to all the female ers here. CuckingFunt, you are included in this group.

    Would you a chick with one arm and a club foot?
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  21. #3621
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    Damn...I've never been to a club.

    Does this place me in the same lameness as ashbeeigh?
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  22. #3622
    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    Damn...I've never been to a club.

    Does this place me in the same lameness as ashbeeigh?
    You've never been to a club, but you have no problem with making a booty call? Should've known you were from the Southeast side.
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  23. #3623
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I hear girls that went to Highlands give good handjobs. Any truth to this SB?
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  24. #3624
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    sandra does booty calls now? why wasnt i informed?
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  25. #3625
    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    sandra does booty calls now? why wasnt i informed?
    only if you live on the southeast side.
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