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  1. #3601
    Horny Spur BeerIsGood!'s Avatar
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    Has your boyfriend been neglecting you for the video games again?

    Here's a solution:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07QwZYWvDQs
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    ashbeeigh is far from a chick. She is more like a chick with a .
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    Has your boyfriend been neglecting you for the video games again?
    He'll not soon make that mistake again. Just that a moderately long distance relationship between two busy people means a shameful lack of sexin'.
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    He'll not soon make that mistake again. Just that a moderately long distance relationship between two busy people means a shameful lack of sexin'.
    Tell him you want it in the butt. That is worth any drive.
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    Tell him you want it in the butt. That is worth any drive.
    But that would make me a liar.
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    But that would make me a liar.
    You don't like buttsecks?
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    You don't like buttsecks?
    Not especially. Certainly not enough to call up and ask for it specifically.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Not especially. Certainly not enough to call up and ask for it specifically.
    Maybe you should consider it. Maybe your dude would put down the control and throw on the rubber a little quicker next time.
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    Maybe you should consider it. Maybe your dude would put down the control and throw on the rubber a little quicker next time.
    I'll keep that in mind.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'll keep that in mind.
    A 16 year old once told me her key to anal sex. "Just don't tense up."

    Her exact words.



    I didn't her, she was telling me how she let her boyfriend do it. I would never do anything to an under aged chick.
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    A 16 year old once told me her key to anal sex. "Just don't tense up."

    Her exact words.



    I didn't her, she was telling me how she let her boyfriend do it. I would never do anything to an under aged chick.
    Did she tell you if she tensed up after the pink sock?
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    A 16 year old once told me her key to anal sex. "Just don't tense up."

    Her exact words.



    I didn't her, she was telling me how she let her boyfriend do it. I would never do anything to an under aged chick.
    16? Kids are crazy, these days.

    I don't think I could have imagined anything more taboo/disgusting than anal sex when I was that age. I'd sooner have died than try it, and definitely wouldn't have admitted it to anyone.
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    16? Kids are crazy, these days.

    I don't think I could have imagined anything more taboo/disgusting than anal sex when I was that age. I'd sooner have died than try it, and definitely wouldn't have admitted it to anyone.
    At what age did it cease to be taboo/disgusting enough to try it?
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    At what age did it cease to be taboo/disgusting enough to try it?
    Think I was in my early 20's when I was finally curious enough. Probably got less taboo/disgusting at some point earlier, but I was in 5+ year relationship with a girl, so the opportunity never presented itself.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    16? Kids are crazy, these days.

    I don't think I could have imagined anything more taboo/disgusting than anal sex when I was that age. I'd sooner have died than try it, and definitely wouldn't have admitted it to anyone.
    No . 16 year olds are crazy now. The first time I ass ed a chick was when we were both 17. At 17 we were both mature enough to handle the complexities that anal sex brought upon us.
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    I hooked up with a girl at a party that said she was 19. She was actually 29.
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    I hooked up with a girl at a party that said she was 19. She was actually 29.
    I hooked up with a chick that said she was 19 when she was actually 17. Greatest. Jailbait. Ever.
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    I hooked up with a chick that said she was 19 when she was actually 17. Greatest. Jailbait. Ever.
    good job
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    Horny Spur BeerIsGood!'s Avatar
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    I hooked up with a chick that said she was 19 when she was actually 17. Greatest. Jailbait. Ever.
    17 is the legal age in Texas. Takes the fun out of it





    - I didn't mean that.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    What the do you know about ing anything but your hand?
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    What the do you know about ing anything but your hand?
    Just cause I ain't ed nobody doesn't mean I can't compliment on a job well done.
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    Just cause I ain't ed nobody doesn't mean I can't compliment on a job well done.
    Yes it does.

    How can you compliment how good a cheesecake is without ever tasting cheesecake?
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    Yes it does.

    How can you compliment how good a cheesecake is without ever tasting cheesecake?
    I can compliment you for eating the cheesesteak.
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