Free Quattro Razor (3)

[Silver21_Black20]

public urination and sex is something best left to southsiders.

Weren't you born on the Southside?

So, technically, you are a Southsider.

Keep your public urination and sex stories out of here.

[timvp]

When walking out of the Blockbuster this evening, I was approached by a drunken frat boy and asked out for an evening of porn, Baskin Robbins ice cream and drinking 40's.

Oddly enough, this very same drunken frat boy (he called himself P-Roy) stopped me and my friend coming out of the very same Blockbuster (it's by a bar and the local college campus) a couple years ago and asked us to join him for an identical evening.

I'm most curious now -- did he remember me specifically, or does he spend every Friday night in a drunken stupor offering random Blockbuster patrons 40's, porn and Baskin Robbins ice cream?

I didn't now CuckingFunt was black.

[jman3000]

i was eating at bud jones on the southside once... and i saw a 13-14 year old pregnant girl who must been at least 7 months making out with some shaved head cholo. the dude had to have been at least 18.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't now CuckingFunt was black.

I'm not.

[jman3000]

Weren't you born on the Southside?

So, technically, you are a Southsider.

Keep your public urination and sex stories out of here.

westside m'am... westside. for 2 years i lived off a street called pancho villa.

[midgetonadonkey]

i was eating at bud jones on the southside once... and i saw a 13-14 year old pregnant girl who must been at least 7 months making out with some shaved head cholo. the dude had to have been at least 18.

I bet you got a boner and jacked off you ing pervert.

[Silver21_Black20]

i was eating at bud jones on the southside once... and i saw a 13-14 year old pregnant girl who must been at least 7 months making out with some shaved head cholo. the dude had to have been at least 18.

Bud Jones?

Eww... Southsider!

[CuckingFunt]

Boner is a silly word.

[jman3000]

Bud Jones?

Eww... Southsider!

i know right... ing disgusting

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Reppin' the NW side, muh as.

[jman3000]

I bet you got a boner and jacked off you ing pervert.

no... but i could immediately tell that the unborn child had a bright future ahead of him/her.

[Melmart1]

My friend wanted to eat at Fred's Fish Fry yesterday and as we waited for our food, this black lady went off on the cashier, saying this is why she never comes to the West Side, because black people are ignorant, white people are evil and she only deals with Mexicans and Asians.

Now... if she likes Mexicans... why wouldn't she liked the West Side?

[Silver21_Black20]

...those people on the other block are singing, "La la la la...hey hey hey...good bye."

[jman3000]

...those people on the other block are singing, "La la la la...hey hey hey...good bye."

did somebody just foul out?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My friend wanted to eat at Fred's Fish Fry yesterday and as we waited for our food, this black lady went off on the cashier, saying this is why she never comes to the West Side, because black people are ignorant, white people are evil and she only deals with Mexicans and Asians.

Now... if she likes Mexicans... why wouldn't she liked the West Side?

So, let me get this straight.

A black lady went off and said that black people are ignorant?

[midgetonadonkey]

...those people on the other block are singing, "La la la la...hey hey hey...good bye."

Lets go over and drink some beers with them.

[jman3000]

i find all races and creeds repulsive.

[CuckingFunt]

My neighborhood is silent at night. After the ghetto ass neighborhood I grew up in, the quiet is very unsettling.

[Silver21_Black20]

They are so drunk. One dude sounds like Barney Gumble from the Simpsons.

[Melmart1]

So, let me get this straight.

A black lady went off and said that black people are ignorant?

Yes. It was quite funny, until her sister called and she threatened to go cut her into a million pieces. I was happy when she left, it felt like I had come back from the brink of death. This woman was scary.

[CuckingFunt]

She sounds like some of our tenants.

Good times.

[Trainwreck2100]

[ShoogarBear]

I'm not gay dammit!!!

I'm not being pejorative or making accusations. There's nothing wrong with it if you are.

Although on reflection, I shouldn't have started with "let me get this straight".

[ShoogarBear]

I'm most curious now -- did he remember me specifically, or does he spend every Friday night in a drunken stupor offering random Blockbuster patrons 40's, porn and Baskin Robbins ice cream?

The fact that he's been doing this for two years indicates at least a partial success rate.

Hmm, and I have a Blockbuster and Baskin Robbins around the corner from me . . .

[ShoogarBear]

Reppin' the NW side, muh as.