All I need is some start up capital.
you should turn all your beer fat into sheer muscle then become an Old Dime Man
you already have clientele outta the library
All I need is some start up capital.
What's worse is it was the showers in my dorm- the shower curtain and all the grout was hot pink. We scrubbed her till she almost bled and surely had a new layer of skin, to no avail. Two days later, she was putting her moisturizer on her face and the started coming off. So I drew her a map (this was Seattle and she was visiting) to go to Payless to buy more moisturizer while I was in class.Oh that's too good.
On the way back, an Asian tourist stopped her and said "Was wrong wif you, you have some sort skin disease?"
btw, in Seattle Payless is a drug store, not a shoe store. Payless shoes up there is called Discount Shoe Source.
It's in the "ethnic hair" section of most stores, it mega-moisturizes, but it looks scary and you have to leave it in for like an hour.
I went to work today and left my girlfriend with one task on her day off:
please get me a twenty sack
now im resigned to drinking coors so i can get fat
it mega moisturizes
so does that give it more volume or does it make you have kinky hair
Did you give her a black eye so she knows to never disobey you again?
If I could turn all of my fat into sheer muscle I could kill all of you with just a dirty look.
What's worse is it was the showers in my dorm- the shower curtain and all the grout was hot pink. We scrubbed her till she almost bled and surely had a new layer of skin, to no avail. Two days later, she was putting her moisturizer on her face and the started coming off. So I drew her a map (this was Seattle and she was visiting) to go to Payless to buy more moisturizer while I was in class.
On the way back, an Asian tourist stopped her and said "Was wrong wif you, you have some sort skin disease?"
btw, in Seattle Payless is a drug store, not a shoe store. Payless shoes up there is called Discount Shoe Source.
Oddly enough, I want to dye my hair now. It's an evil addiction, I don't think you ever beat it totally.
lol no but there is an all expense paid trip to bukkake land in store for tonight
If I could turn all of my fat into sheer muscle I could kill all of you with just a dirty look.
-SW
i don't like the new SW
I know, I have gotten the itch to go red again recently, too
Oddly enough, I want to dye my hair now. It's an evil addiction, I don't think you ever beat it totally.I haven't done it in at least 6 years, maybe more. Must.Resist.Urge.
Oh, and to cut it short. I haven't had it short since last time it was red. Must.Resist.Urge.
Man, the red dye NEVER COMES OUT, that's the main reason I stopped. It fades in weeks but never leaves ... ever. I must remind myself of this so I won't do it again.
im gonna get cholesterol and douse my hair in it so i can look like i have ethnic hair too
I can't go back to the Quattro and repost some of the greatest -Horrys.
I sensed someone talking about bukkake so I'm here.
But I don't have anything to say.
Deuce.
Short hair ing rocks - I love it when my hair is chin length or shorter, but it's a lot of maintainence, and I don't have money to get my hair cut every 6 weeks.
That, and my hair is so dark I would have to bleach it first to get the red to take.
im gonna get cholesterol and douse my hair in it so i can look like i have ethnic hair too
it's hard to pull short hair though
jekk does the fat turn your hair kinky or what
i really dont get it
You would have something to say if Katy was in here.
Mel turned this thread into a ing beauty shop. I thought s just e their short Rosie O'Donnell hair and that was that.
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