Free Quattro Razor (14)

[peewee's lovechild]

No, asshole---I need you to paint my bedroom!!!

that noise.

I'll bang you for the money.
Only if it's real dark and you put a paper sack over your head.
And you give me some morphine to kill the memory of it all.

[mrsmaalox]

Man wouldn't it be great? Atrain mowing the lawn, Peewee painting my room, Viva mopping the floor.....Shagia fixing sammiches!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Man you guys not only must not want me to EVER get into the FBI, you must want me to start serving time in Federal Prison.

In prison, you're not the one raping.

Well, maybe after 7-10 years if you get into the right gang.

[ATRAIN]

Then it's only a $25 job.

it get a little mojadito to do it then.

[mrsmaalox]

that noise.

I'll bang you for the money.
Only if it's real dark and you put a paper sack over your head.
And you give me some morphine to kill the memory of it all.

You jerk, you made me spit Diet Pepsi on my monitor!! Another mess for Viva to clean up!

[florige]

I have lost all my respect for you.

You're a cop.
You're supposed to be beating the out of people.



You're no cop.
You're not even a man.

Dude! I told you that you and A can come to Baltimore, take the patrol car, kidnap, rape, beat, fundle, night stick up hookers asses all that. Just when you are done clean the patrol car. You can keep the uniforms. What more do you guys want??... lol

[ATRAIN]

You jerk, you made me spit Diet Pepsi on my monitor!! Another mess for Viva to clean up!

is Viva using his tongue to "mop the floor"

[peewee's lovechild]

Man wouldn't it be great? Atrain mowing the lawn, Peewee painting my room, Viva mopping the floor.....Shagia fixing sammiches!!!!

I'll paint your ing room by splooging my all over your walls and rubbing my ass on them to give them a beige hue after taking a .

Then, I'll piss on your carpet.

[mrsmaalox]

it get a little mojadito to do it then.

And I'll bet he'll do it naked too! Hey Peewee...wanna do my lawn?

[ATRAIN]

Dude! I told you that you and A can come to Baltimore, take the patrol car, kidnap, rape, beat, fundle, night stick up hookers asses all that. Just when you are done clean the patrol car. You can keep the uniforms. What more do you guys want??... lol

Desert Eagle .50

[florige]

In prison, you're not the one raping.

Well, maybe after 7-10 years if you get into the right gang.

You are a crazy SOB, but you are alright with me PW.

[peewee's lovechild]

You jerk, you made me spit Diet Pepsi on my monitor!! Another mess for Viva to clean up!

Tell Viva to clean up that cave you call a .

It smells like a ing landfill.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude! I told you that you and A can come to Baltimore, take the patrol car, kidnap, rape, beat, fundle, night stick up hookers asses all that. Just when you are done clean the patrol car. You can keep the uniforms. What more do you guys want??... lol

I want corruption.

Don't try that good cop with me.

that .

You're in Baltimore.

You need to be beating the out of black guys and calling them "Boy" as you do it. "You going to shut the up, boy?!?!?"

And, you need to be smaking up the black hos.

I've seen movies.
They all do it.
Don't try to paint yourself as a nice guy.

[mrsmaalox]

I'll paint your ing room by splooging my all over your walls and rubbing my ass on them to give them a beige hue after taking a .

Then, I'll piss on your carpet.

Damn you are such a wad!!!!!

[florige]

Desert Eagle .50

If you guys start shooting people then you just do what they did in Superbad with the cruiser. F*** that!!!

[ATRAIN]

If you guys start shooting people then you just do what they did in Superbad with the cruiser. F*** that!!!

DUDE thats how cops should be.....like in Superbad.

[florige]

I want corruption.

Don't try that good cop with me.

that .

You're in Baltimore.

You need to be beating the out of black guys and calling them "Boy" as you do it. "You going to shut the up, boy?!?!?"

And, you need to be smaking up the black hos.

I've seen movies.
They all do it.
Don't try to paint yourself as a nice guy.

PW I thought we agreed not to discuss this on the OPEN FORUMS!! Dammit Peewee, stick to the plan dude!!

[mrsmaalox]

Flo did you ever see "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where they bought that old police cruiser? And the guys were hitting up all the hot dog stands for free food? That's all Atrain and PW would do! I have a feeling they are all talk, no action!!

[ATRAIN]

Flo did you ever see "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where they bought that old police cruiser? And the guys were hitting up all the hot dog stands for free food? That's all Atrain and PW would do! I have a feeling they are all talk, no action!!

DUDE I SAW THAT hahah I LOVE THAT SHOW

[mrsmaalox]

DUDE I SAW THAT hahah I LOVE THAT SHOW

I LOVE that show too. Will it ever be on again?

[florige]

Flo did you ever see "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where they bought that old police cruiser? And the guys were hitting up all the hot dog stands for free food? That's all Atrain and PW would do! I have a feeling they are all talk, no action!!

I don't know. PW I know wants to use his uniform to rape women, and A wants to beat the living crap out of kids on skateboards. Their convictions sound sincere.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know. PW I know wants to use his uniform to rape women, and A wants to beat the living crap out of kids on skateboards. Their convictions sound sincere.

Nah they don't follow thru. I've heard tons of that they "want" to do!

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know. PW I know wants to use his uniform to rape women, and A wants to beat the living crap out of kids on skateboards. Their convictions sound sincere.

I don't want to rape women.
I have too much respect for them to do that.

However, I do want to rape hookers.
They're an entirely different breed of people.

[florige]

I don't want to rape women.
I have too much respect for them to do that.

However, I do want to rape hookers.
They're an entirely different breed of people.

I'll take you guys down to the block. (Baltimore Street, hookerville) Coincidently BPD headquarters is on the same street...

[Mister Sinister]

I don't want to rape women.
I have too much respect for them to do that.

However, I do want to rape hookers.
They're an entirely different breed of people.

Wouldn't having sex with a hooker without paying for it technically count as rape?