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[angel_luv]

Jman3000 is too soft at this point to go out with silverblack. She is tougher than him, which would not make a good match.

He will need to overcome that for it to work. At this point he is a good match for someone who is as soft as toilet paper as he is. Angel is the only person who comes to mind.

Those darn Angel soft commercials- ruining my rep. hahahaha

[Melmart1]

Mel turned this thread into a ing beauty shop. I thought s just e their short Rosie O'Donnell hair and that was that.

Rosie is a diesel . No, that. She doesn't even qualify as that. She is scary man-hating . I am a lipstick lesbian. I don't hate men. I like them

[SpursWoman]

I like my hair long ... so I don't ever have to get it cut if I don't want too, and it doesn't look that much different. I got my bi-annual job last Saturday.

Highlights blend away the grey better than straight-up color.

[Jekka]

it's hard to pull short hair though

jekk does the fat turn your hair kinky or what

i really dont get it

It makes kinky hair more smooth and less crazy. Your hair is already really straight, I don't even know what it would do to your hair

[Jekka]

Mel turned this thread into a ing beauty shop. I thought s just e their short Rosie O'Donnell hair and that was that.

Unless you're a lipstick lesbian.

Edit: Dammit, Mel beat me to it.

[Melmart1]

And what the are you ing about anyways, Midget. I am letting you march in the parade with my , you ing floater.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rosie is a diesel . No, that. She doesn't even qualify as that. She is scary man-hating . I am a lipstick lesbian. I don't hate men. I like them

Since you are the lipstick does that mean you nothing but man hating s. Two lipstick s can't be together. I think there are laws against that.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ohhhh okay so its grease grease

i thought it was some kinda special grease

i want ethnic hair so badly, my hair sucks, it reached maximum ownage around the time of graduation but someone cut it in my sleep

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I wish my hair was exactly like mouse's

mouse looks just like the lead singer of SLAYER

[Melmart1]

It makes kinky hair more smooth and less crazy. Your hair is already really straight, I don't even know what it would do to your hair

Dude, it would get stuck to the side of his face and he would look like a greaser. Might as well smooth some manteca in, it would be cheaper.

[midgetonadonkey]

And what the are you ing about anyways, Midget. I am letting you march in the parade with my , you ing floater.

that. Your probably looks like me.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

manteca roflr oflrofl

[Melmart1]

that. Your probably looks like me.

You'd probably still her if she did. Oh, wait. She isn't fat. My bad.

[SpursWoman]

I wish my hair was exactly like mouse's

mouse looks just like the lead singer of SLAYER

Grow it long and get a body wave ... it gives it more scraggly-looking volume without the curls, and then tie it back.

[midgetonadonkey]

You'd probably still her if she did. Oh, wait. She isn't fat. My bad.

Good point. I probably would.

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart gives me a chubby.

[Jekka]

Dude, it would get stuck to the side of his face and he would look like a greaser. Might as well smooth some manteca in, it would be cheaper.

[Melmart1]

manteca roflr oflrofl

Did you know there is lard, then there is certified lard? I remember from my HEB days, they had both. I think one was 10 cents more than the other.

Certified Manteca- when you care to give the very best cholesterol.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

manteca is one of the funniest urban mexican words ever

my mom used to store it in giant jars then throw it over the fence on new years so it would kill all the neighbor's foilage

[Melmart1]

Funny thing? Most of the cheap-ass Mexicans settled for the uncertified manteca.

[Melmart1]

manteca is one of the funniest urban mexican words ever

my mom used to store it in giant jars then throw it over the fence on new years so it would kill all the neighbor's foilage

CBF's mom rolls hard.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

my mom used to be in mookie's mom's rival gang

[Melmart1]

Melmart gives me a chubby.

Delmonte?

[MannyIsGod]

Since you are the lipstick does that mean you nothing but man hating s. Two lipstick s can't be together. I think there are laws against that.

Lipstick lesbians are together in the heads of all men.

Man, I just OWNED someone at the tables and got OWNED in the exact same manner on another table a few hands later. That'll teach me some damn humility.

[midgetonadonkey]

My friend was going to hook me up with some chick he met so we go to her place which happened to be projects. We go inside and she has a recliner and 2 lawn chairs in her living room. The seats were taken and my friend and I didn't have anywhere to sit so she brought out 2 of the big 5 gallon buckets of manteca for us to sit on. I just kept thinking, this is a lot of ing manteca.