Flip flops I understand but sandals? What are you Jesus?
What kind of wears sandals?
Flip flops I understand but sandals? What are you Jesus?
Jesus is the reason for the season.
Does that mean he is the reason it's so ing hot outside? Jesus needs to turn up the a/c.
If Jesus was alive today, do you think he would like Jay Z?
He would probably be a regular on TRL and then start putting out movies and albums. The media would say he is too fat and he will get depressed and turn to drugs and alcohol.
A sex tape of him and Paris Hilton would surface and he would once again become the nation's biggest sensation.
He would then put out an Unplugged album and DVD. His popularity would be at it's peak and then the Jews would kill him again.
ing Jews.........he was just trying to make a living by entertaining us, what's wrong with that? This is so like the media, build him up and then knock him right back down.
Would he be considered a sell-out for doing this?
Or perhaps a poser?
Nah, once he was dead his fame would be even greater, like Picasso, Kurt Cobain, Selena, or errrrrrrr Jesus.
Good stuff
Jesus joins MySpace
Jesus Christ has joined MySpace with an online page advertising his love of beards, extreme water-skiing and the Life of Brian.
it's part of a campaign by the Churches' Advertising Network to provoke debate about God among young people this Christmas.
Posters showing the face of Jesus in beer foam in a pint glass will be accompanied by the question: "Where will you find him?"
The adverts will direct readers to myspace.com/isthisjesus - a page on the social networking site MySpace.
"It may be very arrogant to set up Jesus's MySpace," said Simon Jenkins, of Churches' Advertising Network. "But it is a voyage of exploration. Let's hope God is guiding it in the right direction.
"MySpace is hugely culturally significant. It is the place where young people are most likely to meet up and we need to go to our audience."
The charity, which has teetotal Salvation Army representatives and Methodists as well as members of the Church of England, denied that the pint-glass posters would encourage drinking.
Tony Miles, a Methodist minister, said: "Binge-drinking is a huge problem but this is an image that young people are familiar with and is meant to illustrate that you find God in unexpected places."
The group, which has no formal links with the Roman Catholic Church or the Church of England, has ruffled feathers in previous years by depicting Jesus as Che Guevara.
It has also portrayed the Last Supper as a boardroom meeting of multinational companies, with Judas as Microsoft.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996560.html?menu=
Nobody touched this, and y'all supposed to be such big Mo Day fans? Pffft!
It's 2:50 and I'm going to load up my daughter, a half case of 16 ga, my old 1100, fill the ice chest with juice boxes, snackies, iced tea (unsweet) and a few cold Lone Stars for afterwards and we're headed to Hondo to shoot birds.
Pink camo on a 4 year old rocks.
Does your daughter get upset that you're wearing matching clothes?
Kidding, sounds like fun. I remember going hunting and fishing with my dad, especially the first big fish I caught. One or two people had to jump in the water to get him since I couldn't hold it that long.
WTF is up with UPS? That mysterious package I wrote of yesterday is scheduled to be delivered today. It's been out on delivery since 6:19 a.m.
I want to be a tow truck driver.
I hate shopping at wal-mart. I hate it.
Sacrificial..... /I despise,
Sacrificial..... /No more lies!
they got rid of layaway already?
Just to let you know, Shoog, I can get in trouble at work. I got mildly ed out this afternoon for wearing a skirt/shoes that show the tattoos on my ankles despite the fact that it has never before been an issue in the 8 1/2 years I've worked here.
It's so much fun working in an office in which the policies and practices are changed daily depending on the current emotional status of a bunch of Sicilian women.
You should kick them in the box and shove them.Just to let you know, Shoog, I can get in trouble at work. I got mildly ed out this afternoon for wearing a skirt/shoes that show the tattoos on my ankles despite the fact that it has never before been an issue in the 8 1/2 years I've worked here.
It's so much fun working in an office in which the policies and practices are changed daily depending on the current emotional status of a bunch of Sicilian women.
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