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[SpursWoman]

Delmonte?

[MannyIsGod]

[SpursWoman]

There's a hot piece of ass on my couch but I'm going to stay here and post.

-KEDA

[Melmart1]

My friend was going to hook me up with some chick he met so we go to her place which happened to be projects. We go inside and she has a recliner and 2 lawn chairs in her living room. The seats were taken and my friend and I didn't have anywhere to sit so she brought out 2 of the big 5 gallon buckets of manteca for us to sit on. I just kept thinking, this is a lot of ing manteca.

Most people call that ghetto. I call it Mexican ingenuity.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Most people call that ghetto. I call it Mexican ingenuity.

god damnit, so many sig worhty posts in one week

[MannyIsGod]

[Melmart1]

But is that certified?

[MannyIsGod]

Here's the bigger one to fit Midge's ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

Interesting side note to that story, later that night I was banging the chick and her 2 year old son walked in on us. Instead of stopping and covering up, she told him to go ahead and watch tv until "mommy is done with her friend". So for the next 20 minutes I was boning this chick with her son in the room watching Johnny Bravo. That was a strange night.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I don't care if my manteca is certified. It better just make my refried ing beans right.

[midgetonadonkey]

Here's the bigger one to fit Midge's ass.

I would need one of those for each ass cheek.

[MannyIsGod]

Interesting side note to that story, later that night I was banging the chick and her 2 year old son walked in on us. Instead of stopping and covering up, she told him to go ahead and watch tv until "mommy is done with her friend". So for the next 20 minutes I was boning this chick with her son in the room watching Johnny Bravo. That was a strange night.

Damn dude. You might as well complete the story by telling us that she was pregnant and bought the lard with WIC.

[Jekka]

Interesting side note to that story, later that night I was banging the chick and her 2 year old son walked in on us. Instead of stopping and covering up, she told him to go ahead and watch tv until "mommy is done with her friend". So for the next 20 minutes I was boning this chick with her son in the room watching Johnny Bravo. That was a strange night.

That's disturbing ... to say the least. Damn.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

if anyone has not listened to Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned from the new Tool album, i highly suggest it

its a masterpeice

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss Johnny Bravo. Why don't they show that anymore? That was a funny show.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol midge is a pimp

[Melmart1]

Manteca makes me laugh

-CBF

[Cant_Be_Faded]

-cbf posts make me laugh

-cbf

[Melmart1]

Manteca is funny, I saiddd!

-CBF

[Cant_Be_Faded]

this has been the most sigworthy week in spurstalk history i said

[Trainwreck2100]

I like my pussy.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm enjoying owning the out of Joch in the political forum.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

manny i was owning joch in the political forum when you were first discoveirng online poker

[Cant_Be_Faded]

gculo makes joch look like melmart

[MannyIsGod]

I don't even bother with Gculo. And , I was owning people in the political forum before you were born. I was here at 2 years old telling these stupid es just how stupid they were so back the up.