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  1. #3676
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    You should kick them in the box and shove them.
    I think so, too.

    Instead I opted for the y/guilt trip offer of abandoning work long enough to go home and change. Wasn't such a big deal after that.
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  2. #3677
    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    I think so, too.

    Instead I opted for the y/guilt trip offer of abandoning work long enough to go home and change. Wasn't such a big deal after that.
    they're probably jealous because you actually HAVE ankles.
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Ten hours for a package to make it from Leon Valley, through all the other deliveries, then to my house.

    What the , UPS?

    It's still not here.
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    Man, it would suck if after all that waiting it turned out to be a shipment of spinach.
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    Ten hours for a package to make it from Leon Valley, through all the other deliveries, then to my house.

    What the , UPS?

    It's still not here.
    they had to open it up, retape it, kick it around, check to see if the doll still holds air
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  6. #3681
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Man, it would suck if after all that waiting it turned out to be a shipment of spinach.
    If XM is sending me spinach, I would have to seriously consider cancelling my subscription.

    I still don't technically know what it is or if it's even from XM. The people at XM customer service couldn't find any order with my address.
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  7. #3682
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    Man, it would suck if after all that waiting it turned out to be a shipment of spinach.

    Would you care if it was a shipment of Jolt Cola?
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  8. #3683
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    It's a bomb.
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  9. #3684
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Al Qaeda!!
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    did you mean "its da bomb" or "Boom your dead"
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Then the poor UPS guy is dead. They usually don't get here any later than 12:30 or 1 p.m.
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  12. #3687
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    don't ask questions , just get your pistol and open up fire on the men in brown
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  13. #3688
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Poor UPS guy.
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  14. #3689
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    they're probably jealous because you actually HAVE ankles.
    God damn. I want to laugh at that, but fear the potential karmic retribution since we do share a genetic link.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    That's why I don't believe in karma. I have no fear of any consequences. That's why I can laugh at just about anything and not feel bad.
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    Would you care if it was a shipment of Jolt Cola?
    That would be shaweet!
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  17. #3692
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    That's why I don't believe in karma. I have no fear of any consequences. That's why I can laugh at just about anything and not feel bad.
    I don't normally get too worried about it, but I don't like the idea of waking up tomorrow to find I've got cankles.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Cankles are ing sexy. The only thing hotter than cankles are thnees.
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  19. #3694
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    Even in jest, I can't say that cankles are sexy.
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  20. #3695
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    I can deal with one arm and a stumpy foot, but not cankles.
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  21. #3696
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    80% of the girl's I've slept with have had mild to moderate forms of cankle.
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  22. #3697
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    One of them didn't even have cankles. It was beyond that. The fat was hanging over the ankle. I don't know what that is called.
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  23. #3698
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    She used to ask me to lift it up and wash it with a wet towel. It was the most erotic experience I've ever had.
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  24. #3699
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    One of them didn't even have cankles. It was beyond that. The fat was hanging over the ankle. I don't know what that is called.
    Congestive heart failure?
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  25. #3700
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Cankles are ing sexy. The only thing hotter than cankles are thnees.
    women do not have to be thin to be sexy just easy and show lots of cleavage
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