Free Quattro Razor (5)

[Silver21_Black20]

.That.Puta

-George Lopez

[peewee's lovechild]

'Fraid my arm's not quite long enough to reach Texas.

**sigh**

The distance is killing me.

[peewee's lovechild]

.That.Puta

-George Lopez

Which one??

Where??

Don't do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been living in a sex desert!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Which one??

Where??

Don't do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been living in a sex desert!!!!

Sex desert would be a fantastic name for a song.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sex desert would be a fantastic name for a song.

Unfortunately, it's the term used to describe my sex life at the moment.

[CuckingFunt]

Unfortunately, it's the term used to describe my sex life at the moment.

I think I should drop that idea as a song le. It started out amusing, but now just brings to mind uncomfortable personal dryness.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I should drop that idea as a song le. It started out amusing, but now just brings to mind uncomfortable personal dryness.

I won't ask.

[CuckingFunt]

I won't ask.

Wasn't speaking from experience, just going down a bad mental path.

[midgetonadonkey]

My friend Saltmarsh at his prom.

[midgetonadonkey]

He popped that es cherry.

[midgetonadonkey]

Without lube. He went dry and hard. That's how Saltmarsh does it.

[CuckingFunt]

I did not go to my prom.

[peewee's lovechild]

My friend Saltmarsh at his prom.

SALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Without lube. He went dry and hard. That's how Saltmarsh does it.

Such description implies that you have first hand knowledge of such an event.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm watching Snatch for the first time in probably over a year. This movie is still ing bad ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I did not go to my prom.

I'll make it up to you.

[CuckingFunt]

Such description implies that you have first hand knowledge of such an event.

I do not. But, considering all the heterosexual couples on the KY Jelly commercials, I assume some unlucky lady out there has.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm watching Snatch for the first time in probably over a year. This movie is still ing bad ass.

One of my all time favorite movies.

I loved Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels too.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll make it up to you.

Nothing to make up, I didn't want to go. Had nine people ask and turned 'em all down.

[peewee's lovechild]

I do not. But, considering all the heterosexual couples on the KY Jelly commercials, I assume some unlucky lady out there has.

LOL.

That was directed to Midge.

[CuckingFunt]

One of my all time favorite movies.

I loved Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels too.

I was thinking of going for the double feature and putting that one in next.

I kind of like that I haven't gotten the cable set up yet because its giving me a reason to watch all my DVDs.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nothing to make up, I didn't want to go. Had nine people ask and turned 'em all down.

So, is that you're way of telling me that you're turning me down?

[midgetonadonkey]

British people and British movies. It's a shame the Nazi's didn't take it over.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL.

That was directed to Midge.

I know. Just felt like throwing my -ish ass back into the conversation.

[peewee's lovechild]

"What's going on with them sausages Charlie?"

"Five minutes Turkish?"

"You said "two minutes" five minutes ago!!"