Free Quattro Razor (8)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have been to Japan though, and that was badass.

This makes me jealous.

[Melmart1]

That crush is dead and buried.

You've cured me of it.

I am hopelessly devoted to you.

My head is saying "fool, forget him",
my heart is saying "don't let go"
Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you

Gotdamnit, now that song is going to be in my head all night!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I am jealous that peewee has been to Ireland, I have always wanted to go. I have been to Japan though, and that was badass.

i would love to go to Japan. I don't think i'd come back if i went over there. something about asian women. i've been to germany, austria, lichenstein and switzerland. now that was awesome.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was amazed at how so many of the women permed their hair within an inch of baldness. Japanese hair is so beautiful already. And they would dye it with peroxide, I thought I was back here on the West Side, there was more brassy orange than on a Florida orchard. It was insane. But maybe I am just partial to really dark hair

That's not the Japan I envision.

For some reason, I have the strange belief that Japan is full of chicks that look like that Japanese chick that comes out in "The Last Samurai".

I would hate to go to Japan and see a Japanese version of Greenwich Village. You know, on second thought . . . that might not be too bad.

[Melmart1]

This makes me jealous.

Best food I have ever eaten. Ohhh man, it was good. I want to go back, but explore the Northern half, I was in the Southern half, all around the Hiroshima area.

[Melmart1]

Don't get me wrong, there are women who are as beautiful as Du Juan there. But the vast majority are so wrapped up in American culture that they try to alter their appearance or dress a certain way and it's just sad.

Of course, this was in 1999. Things could be different. But all I remember seeing was dyed hair, cell phones and a lot of Green Day tee shirts.

[peewee's lovechild]

My head is saying "fool, forget him",
my heart is saying "don't let go"
Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you

Gotdamnit, now that song is going to be in my head all night!

Now I'm thinking of:

I got chills
They're multiplying
And I'm loooooooosing control

[ShoogarBear]

now I am hungry for a hotdog.

When are you going to change your avatar?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

he didn't deserve skin or air.

I have a friend who used to live in Springfield, MO.
G.G. was supposed to play a gig out there, but instead he took the money from the gig and split.
My friend and his friends jumped in a car and went after him.
A short time later they managed to find him.
This pissed G.G. off and he and his crew started chasing THEM!
I don't recall if they got the money back or not, but he was planning on killing those guys because they had the gall to chase him!

[Melmart1]

I am not changing my avatar. Ralphie is a great avatar from a genius movie.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Midge,
if you like the Mentors, you'll like G.G. Allin.

[ShoogarBear]

Now I'm thinking of:

I got chills
They're multiplying
And I'm loooooooosing control

Hard to believe that people question your orientation.

[samikeyp]

There are still questions?

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't get me wrong, there are women who are as beautiful as Du Juan there. But the vast majority are so wrapped up in American culture that they try to alter their appearance or dress a certain way and it's just sad.

Of course, this was in 1999. Things could be different. But all I remember seeing was dyed hair, cell phones and a lot of Green Day tee shirts.

That's a total downer.

I'm sure thats indicative in the metro areas of Japan, but I'm probably more interested in the rural areas. I bet that's where all the Taka lookalikes are at.

[Mister Sinister]

Like I said, pee wee...
One of us, one of us, one of us.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hard to believe that people question your orientation.

I have the hugest crush on Melmart.
What's there to question?

[peewee's lovechild]

Like I said, pee wee...
One of us, one of us, one of us.

Ok, whatever sets your rectum blazing with excitment.

[ShoogarBear]

You're singing Broadway show tunes to her.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, Mel . . . do you speak Japanese?

If not, how was the communication like while you were there?

[ShoogarBear]

And talking about other men's asses.

[peewee's lovechild]

You're singing Broadway show tunes to her.

I wasn't singing a Broadway tune to her.
I was singing the last song from the manliest musical Hollywood has ever produced.

[peewee's lovechild]

And talking about other men's asses.

I never spoke about any man's ass.

I only spoke about shoving produce up random peoples' asses.

So, go to and shove an artichoke up your ass.

[ShoogarBear]

That is akin to the manliest pink shade Fifth Avenue has ever produced.

[Mister Sinister]

Ok, whatever sets your rectum blazing with excitment.

I ain't the one who gets excited by the prospect of produce sodomy.

[Melmart1]

Hey, Mel . . . do you speak Japanese?

If not, how was the communication like while you were there?

Beyond arogato and konishiwa or something, no. I didn't know much but the majority know at least a little English, particularly shop owners.

Restaurants are super easy -- a lot of them have plates with either plastic food in them or food made earlier in the day. You just point, and they bring a fresh version out to you. Just like the sushi bars. Everything is on a conveyor belt, you point to what you want and they make a fresh one for you.