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  1. #3676
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    It was an autobiographical sketch, correct?
    Nope. I finally got that cleared up a couple of months ago.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Now that's what I call one fine chafing dish!! Mr. Stout, you are a man of very exclusive taste!
    chafing? is that a fondue dish or whatever? when i think chafe i think of desitin.
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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    chafing? is that a fondue dish or whatever? when i think chafe i think of desitin.



    That's what I was thinking! That really chafes my ass!
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    That's what I was thinking! That really chafes my ass!
    i see you got your hearing aids in. woooooohooooo
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Apparently, Texas Women's University is the one and only school butch s love to go to.
    I'm afraid to break it to you, but TLU has taken over that le. It's not called Texas Lesbian University for being close to Denton.
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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    i see you got your hearing aids in. woooooohooooo
    Touche!

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I'm afraid to break it to you, but TLU has taken over that le. It's not called Texas Lesbian University for being close to Denton.
    i thought TLU is in sequin
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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    I'm afraid to break it to you, but TLU has taken over that le. It's not called Texas Lesbian University for being close to Denton.
    Sometimes those Lutheran women can be mistaken as being on the other team. In Wisconsin and Minnesota, sometimes the farmers mistakenly try milking their wives if the coffee hasn't kicked in.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Sometimes those Lutheran women can be mistaken as being on the other team. In Wisconsin and Minnesota, sometimes the farmers mistakenly try milking their wives if the coffee hasn't kicked in.
    So i've heard.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    chafing? is that a fondue dish or whatever? when i think chafe i think of desitin.
    Yes Viva, that dish is what you would use to warm up your desitin before you smear it on your chafed ass!
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Yes Viva, that dish is what you would use to warm up your desitin before you smear it on your chafed ass!
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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    i thought TLU is in sequin
    No I think you mean "Seguin". But you are kind of on the right track, as sequins are those sparkly things showgirls, drag queens, and guys like Richard Simmons wear on their clothes:
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    i thought TLU is in sequin
    ANSWER ME, YOU HOSEHOUND!!!!!!
    ooops. sorry about that. my 'roids are flaring up.
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    No I think you mean "Seguin". But you are kind of on the right track, as sequins are those sparkly things showgirls, drag queens, and guys like Richard Simmons wear on their clothes:
    so i didn't capitalize the first letter. big deal. when do i ever capitalize stuff? go blow it out of your rectum.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    so i didn't capitalize the first letter. big deal. when do i ever capitalize stuff? go blow it out of your rectum.
    Okay doofus: Here's what you wrote S-E-Q-U-I-N
    Here's what I wrote: S-E-G-U-I-N

    get it now?!
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Okay doofus: Here's what you wrote S-E-Q-U-I-N
    Here's what I wrote: S-E-G-U-I-N

    get it now?!
    wow. i missed that one. hey, it's lack of sleep
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    What's the Word? Don Quixote's Avatar
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    Sometimes those Lutheran women can be mistaken as being on the other team. In Wisconsin and Minnesota, sometimes the farmers mistakenly try milking their wives if the coffee hasn't kicked in.
    No joke. I went to college in northern Wisconsin. And at a school full of dinosaurs from the 1970's. Not only were the girls fugly, but they didn't shave their pits (legs I could understand, the winters there are long), and sometimes didn't bathe. I guess it was some sort of "environmentalist" statement. But most of the women there were rough.

    I suppose I went to a bible college for Marxists.
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    What's the Word? Don Quixote's Avatar
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    Hey there are some kids on your lawn. Get out of your rocking chair and go yell at them.
    YOU LIBERALS GET OFF MY GRASS!!
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    There's a reason why I moved to Texas from Wausau, Wisconsin.
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    What's the Word? Don Quixote's Avatar
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    WHAT ... did you call me??

    You're a person who asks others, "if you were to die tonight ... ?"
    You think the Apostles sang Fanny Crosby songs. You always wear a white shirt with a tie, even when you go bowling. You leave gospel tracts for your waitress. Your youth group must wear collared shirts before they go out. You pray to God with "thee"s and "thy"s. You know John 3:16 and that's it. And you would never consider not doing VBS.

    That's what you are.
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    What's the Word? Don Quixote's Avatar
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    There's a reason why I moved to Texas from Wausau, Wisconsin.
    I considered the Forestry School at UW-Wausau for Master's work. No, wait, it was Stevens Point. Or Michigan Tech. In the end, I decided I wanted to go in a different direction. So I went into the Air Force. That, I'm sure, ticked off my hippy professors.

    But I liked it up there. Actual seasons! And the forests! And I never saw so much snow. The main disadvantage was the lack of good cuisine in this small town. It was impossible to get decent Chinese or Mexican. Northern cuisine is pretty bland -- salt, pepper, ketchup on everything. I did, however, enjoy lutefisk and other Scandinavian food.

    But New Orleans food has it all beat.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    I considered the Forestry School at UW-Wausau for Master's work. No, wait, it was Stevens Point. Or Michigan Tech. In the end, I decided I wanted to go in a different direction. So I went into the Air Force. That, I'm sure, ticked off my hippy professors.
    Yeah, it would have to be Stevens Point. It's not even Wausau, it's Marathon county, lol. Good ole Wausau. The best part of it was leaving. I think the best meal I had there was the one my dad made when he brought fajitas back from HEB after a business trip.
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    What's the Word? Don Quixote's Avatar
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    The college, I hated. Wisconsin, I liked, except for the Marxists. There was nothing funnier than making fake bear tracks around campus when the snow set in. Half the male students, who were trained to read paw prints, would get all excited or scared.
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    What's the Word? Don Quixote's Avatar
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    And the Apostle Islands are spectacular. And Applefest in October. No place better to be than Bayfield before the snow sets in.

    I was up there when they were filming "A Simple Plan" with Bill Paxton and BillyBob Thornton.

    [gets handed a note] What's this? IT's the Quattro? Oh yes it is. Sorry.

    You people, um, suck. All of you can suck it. Go suck a big fat one. Yeah, I said it.
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