So the answer is still eluding you?
Yeah. He was no help.
So the answer is still eluding you?
Well, sort of. My Writing Center person was no help. She was like "ask our librarian..." I was like "Not gonna happen. I'll just do it the way CF suggested." The Writing Center girl was like 'Well, that was an elegant way of getting around it. So, CF is now elegant.
Did you actually tell the Writing Center person you were gonna do it the Cucking Funt way?
I been elegant for 32 1/2 years.
I hope so.
Yes I used her name in the e-mail.
Ashbeeigh has at ude tonight.
Was thinking about calling my ex just for tonight, but she looks massively fat judging by the fb picture. Figured I was better off masturbating. Maybe not enough beer for me today.
I was told by a drunk Westsider that I was geeky looking. He also told me I had soft hands.
Why were you touching him?
He was one of those constantly shaking hands after every sentence types.
He was excited that I worked in a library and claimed that I was "the man". I took it as a compliment. He was about 8 pints in.
Did you tell him that you used lots of lotion before you got married?
My exact answer was, "Well I do use lotion every night before bed." It is probably the gayest sounding answer I could have given.
Bro your hands are soft.
Hi!
I never looked in here because I thought it was actually someone hawking razors.
I'm the sole survivor.
How did I miss this post?Bro your hands are soft.
My hands are freshly lotioned.
I am very disappointed that Wiz Khalifa's song Black and Yellow is just a reference to Pittsburgh. I thought it was something dirty that I shouldn't know about because I'm a little rich white girl.
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