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[CuckingFunt]

She used to ask me to lift it up and wash it with a wet towel. It was the most erotic experience I've ever had.

"I warsh myself with a rag on a stick."

- Bart Simpson

[CuckingFunt]

You can be fat and still have distinguishable ankles. I've seen it.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

fat people

[ORION]

You can be fat and still have distinguishable ankles. I've seen it.

I'll be honest , the first thing I look at ain't the ankles. you know what I'm saying ???

[midgetonadonkey]

The third thing I look at is the ankle.

[ORION]

The third thing I look at is the ankle.

I don't look at ankles until I'm holding them in my hands ! YOU KNOW WHAT I"M SAYING ??!! I feel like I'm driving a jet ski

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't look at ankles until I'm holding them in my hands ! YOU KNOW WHAT I"M SAYING ??!! I feel like I'm driving a jet ski

[johnsmith]

I'll be honest , the first thing I look at ain't the ankles. you know what I'm saying ???

That the first thing you look at isn't the ankles?

[johnsmith]

Oh, and "Thnees"........Good stuff.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll be honest , the first thing I look at ain't the ankles. you know what I'm saying ???

Knees?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start answering my phone by saying, "Hammer Time!"

[johnsmith]

I'll be honest , the first thing I look at ain't the ankles. you know what I'm saying ???

And does this mean that you've been lying to us throughout all your other posts? Generally, when I open a statement with "I'll be honest", this implies that in the past, I wasn't totally honest with everyone. Really, if you can't be honest on an internet message board, when can you be honest?

You my friend, are a liar.

[johnsmith]

I'm going to start answering my phone by saying, "Hammer Time!"

[ORION]

Knees?

no , her throat to check for an adams apple

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to start answering my phone by saying, "Hammer Time!"

"Hammer Time?" would be good.

[CuckingFunt]

no , her throat to check for an adams apple

Uh oh. I sense a bad experience in your past.

[midgetonadonkey]

That might work too.

I'm also going to try saying it in a real deep, Barry White, sort of way.

[CuckingFunt]

That might work too.

I'm also going to try saying it in a real deep, Barry White, sort of way.

For that, it'd have to be more of a "Hammer time, baby?"


Which, now that I think about it, might also rock my socks off.

[ORION]

And does this mean that you've been lying to us throughout all your other posts? Generally, when I open a statement with "I'll be honest", this implies that in the past, I wasn't totally honest with everyone. Really, if you can't be honest on an internet message board, when can you be honest?

You my friend, are a liar.

I'm telling the truth ! I swear it to you ! How can I prove myself worthy to you ?? ............Its true I've been lying this whole time to you , my family and myself. Who the am I ? ANSWER ME DAMMIT !

[ORION]

That might work too.

I'm also going to try saying it in a real deep, Barry White, sort of way.

how about answering " I'm rubbing it out right now, how may I help you?"

[johnsmith]

how about answering " I'm rubbing it out right now, how may I help you?"

Ppphhhttt........big deal, I answer the phone like that all the time........you know what's more impressive, talk on the phone to someone (a woman hopefully) and rub one out to completion while never breaking casual stride in the conversation.

[ORION]

Ppphhhttt........big deal, I answer the phone like that all the time........you know what's more impressive, talk on the phone to someone (a woman hopefully) and rub one out to completion while never breaking casual stride in the conversation.

I can't do that because I scream " oohh biiiiiiitttccchhhh!!!!" everytime

[johnsmith]

I can't do that because I scream " oohh biiiiiiitttccchhhh!!!!" everytime

[CuckingFunt]

A guy called me at the office last week (or the week before, can't remember) and annoyed me so that I'd get pissed off at him while he entertained himself.

He didn't scream "oohh biiiiiiiitttttttcccccchhhhhh," but he wasn't terribly subtle, either.

[CuckingFunt]

That was more than a little creepy.