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  1. #3701
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'm going to start being proud of my stomach. Sure it has some size to it but it's beautiful and I'm beautiful. Nothing but skin tight shirts for me from now on.
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  2. #3702
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    The ladies love big bellied mexicans with beards.
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  3. #3703
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    College
    USC Trojans
    goddamn it. almost on the 2nd page?
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  4. #3704
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I would enjoy some nachos right now.
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  5. #3705
    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    887
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    San Antonio Spurs
    Where the in CuckingFunt?
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  6. #3706
    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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  7. #3707
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    SA
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    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    USC Trojans
    what the crap? I tried to log out and it didn't clear my cookies.
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  8. #3708
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Sacramento Kings
    Where the in CuckingFunt?
    CuckingFunt had a weekend visitor and was, therefore, busy.
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  9. #3709
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    College
    Texas Longhorns
    midge, be honest did you link my sig to other websites.
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  10. #3710
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Seattle, WA
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    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas State Bobcats

    I'm the king of rock, there is none higher
    Sucker MC's should call me sire
    To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
    I won't stop rockin' till I retire
    Now we rock the party and come correct
    All cuts are on time and rhymes connect
    Got the right to vote and will elect
    And other rappers can't stand us, but give us respect

    They called us ill, we're gettin iller,
    There's no one chiller
    It's not Michael Jackson and this is not "Thriller"
    It's one def rapper, I know I can hang
    I'm Run from Run-DMC, like Kool from Kool and the Gang
    Roll to the rock, rock to the roll
    DMC stands for devestating mic control
    You can't touch me with a ten foot pole
    And I even made the devil sell me his soul

    Now we crash through walls, cut through floors
    Bust through ceilings and knock down doors
    And when we're on the tape, we're fresh out the box
    You can hear our sound for blocks and blocks
    For every living person we're a verbal treat
    It's me and DMC, Jay where's the beat?

    Now we're the baddest of the bad, the coolest of the cool
    I'm DMC, I rock and roll, I'm DJ Run, I rock and rule
    It's not a Trick or Treat and it's not a April Fool
    It's all brand new, never ever old school

    You've got the music in your body and you can't comprehend
    When your mind won't wiggle and your knees won't bend
    Music ain't nothin but a people's jam
    It's DJ Run, DMC rockin without a band

    Now I walked on ice and never fell
    I spend my time in a plush hotel
    I stood on many stages, held many mics
    Take airplane flights, at huge heights
    So all you sucker MC's, you gotta say please
    Cause when he jumps high, I'm pulling down weeds
    Got a song so strong, it's knocking down trees
    Is it hard to believe it's Run-DMC

    I am from, around the way
    And Run goes to school, every day
    And Jay plays the records he has to play
    And we get down with no delay, HEY!
    I rock the party with the words I speak
    And Run says the rhymes that are unique
    And Jay cuts the records every day of the week
    And we are the crew that can never be beat
    So don't try to diss me, try to be my friend
    Cause if you do, you'll get yours in the end
    The rhymes we say, shall set a trend
    Because a devestating rap is what we send

    Every jam we play, we break two needles
    There's three of us but we're not the Beatles
    My name is Darryl, you can call him D
    You can call me Darryl Mack, or you can call him DMC
    People always ask, "DMC, what does it mean?"
    D's for never dirty, MC for mostly clean

    Like we said before, we rock hardcore
    I'm DJ Run, I can scratch. I'm DMC, I can draw
    And now we got the knack, to attract
    Our rhyme's an aphrodisiac
    We'll reign on your brain and rock your knot
    When it comes to rock, give it all we got
    To be MC's, we got what it takes
    Let the poppers pop and the breakers break
    We're cool cool cats, it's like that
    That's the way it is, so stay the back
    We're causin' hard times, for sucker MC's
    Cause they don't make no songs like these
    PERIOD!
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  11. #3711
    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    Piss Set Runs This !
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  12. #3712
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    New Braunfels
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    I leave for Tampa on sunday. Does anyone have some tips as to what to do while I'm there ? Are there any cows there ?
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  13. #3713
    Believe. Richard Cranium's Avatar
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    Enjoy the weather.
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    Regia TOP-CHERRY's Avatar
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    Regia TOP-CHERRY's Avatar
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    I want to playyyyyyyy!!!!
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  16. #3716
    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Portland
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    NBA Team
    Portland Trail Blazers
    College
    Oregon State Beavers
    I leave for Tampa on sunday. Does anyone have some tips as to what to do while I'm there ? Are there any cows there ?

    It is very comman to look at boobage while in Tampa.
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  17. #3717
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    San Antonio
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    i told the witch doctor i was in love with you
    and then the witch doctor he told me what to do
    and he said ooo eee oooo ah ah ting tang whata whata bing bang
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  18. #3718
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    My ing car broke down on the damn highway this morning.
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  19. #3719
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Silver Spring, MD
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    That whole fill-up-the-gas-tank thingy can be tricky.
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  20. #3720
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    It is more than that. It had to be towed to a mechanics shop.
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  21. #3721
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    If I was a mechanic, I'd say that, too.

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    Did you use Johnny Blaze's mechanic? How old is your car?
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  22. #3722
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    If I was a mechanic, I'd say that, too.

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    Did you use Johnny Blaze's mechanic? How old is your car?
    I hope it is nothing serious.

    No, I didn't take it to JBs mechanic. I went to a place on Culebra.

    My car is a '99.
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  23. #3723
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Were you the one I saw standing there at the exit to 90 East? Maybe I should've stopped to see if you needed help.
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  24. #3724
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    Were you the one I saw standing there at the exit to 90 East? Maybe I should've stopped to see if you needed help.
    Yea...thanks for the help.

    Mechanic just called and said it is the timing belt, $225-250.
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  25. #3725
    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Veronica Lynn
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    Texas
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    My car broke down on the highway this morning.
    I'm sorry to hear that!
    Last edited by angel_luv; 01-30-2007 at 01:55 PM.
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