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  1. #3701
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    I've both given and received road head. Cruise control is a necessity.

    Never use your cruise control when it is raining............if you happen to hydroplane with cruise control you are ed.
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  2. #3702
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Never use your cruise control when it is raining............if you happen to hydroplane with cruise control you are ed.
    You probably shouldn't be giving/receiving road head while it's raining, either.
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  3. #3703
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    so let me get this straight... hydroplaning with cruise control on leads to getting ed?

    Interesting...
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  4. #3704
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    You probably shouldn't be giving/receiving road head while it's raining, either.
    Doesn't seem like it would be the smartest choice.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    so let me get this straight... hydroplaning with cruise control on leads to getting ed?

    Not for me














    I don't have cruise control
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  6. #3706
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    What if I give it a carrot
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  7. #3707
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i only use cruise control when i'm going through leon valley or when i'm headed up to austin.
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  8. #3708
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    It has something to do with the computer not recognizing the hydroplaning and automatically accelerating your car. In some cases, some cars have actually "taken off" and crashed. I'm not sure how high they got, but they somewhat flew.
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  9. #3709
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    but now i know to use it while it's raining so i can get ed.
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  10. #3710
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    It has something to do with the computer not recognizing the hydroplaning and automatically accelerating your car. In some cases, some cars have actually "taken off" and crashed. I'm not sure how high they got, but they somewhat flew.
    but doesnt the slightest tap of the brake stop cruise control?
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  11. #3711
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    but doesnt the slightest tap of the brake stop cruise control?
    May already be ed by that point.

    Cruise control makes me nervous in general. I only use it when I'm the only car on the road for a long stretch.
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  12. #3712
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I only use it when I'm the only car on the road for a long stretch.
    that statement took you off the hook with my comment. good job.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    that statement took you off the hook with my comment. good job.
    Never took the comment personally since none of my vehicular encounters have taken place in broad daylight.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Are you still a if you do it in braod daylight in a car with tinted windows?
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    ... i think i just fell in love with cucking funt.

    her "go with the flow" signature makes me aroused.
    In all honesty, there isn't enough flying sperm and simulated shots in music videos today.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxTui...elated&search=
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    Artest For President trueD's Avatar
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    Sometimes the quattro is interesting.

    I never would have seen that video on my own, and I like!
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I want something good to die for... to make it beautiful to live
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  18. #3718
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i've seen that video a million times.. .and i've never noticed that simulated money shot
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i went to my grandmothers to eat a week or so ago and after i ate i said i had to go to the restroom.... apparently she thought i was going to throw up or something, so she told half the family that she thinks i'm bulimic. fantastic.

    i mean... i'm still bulimic ... but that's none of their business.
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    i went to my grandmothers to eat a week or so ago and after i ate i said i had to go to the restroom.... apparently she thought i was going to throw up or something, so she told half the family that she thinks i'm bulimic. fantastic.

    i mean... i'm still bulimic ... but that's none of their business.
    Your grandma is awesome.
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  21. #3721
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    man batman is still looking for spurs tickets
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  22. #3722
    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    man batman is still looking for spurs tickets
    ticketmaster?
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    man batman is still looking for spurs tickets
    Does batman get to sit in the handicapped section now?
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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    Does batman get to sit in the handicapped section now?
    Didn't he always?
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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    I got a flashback of the question thread.
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