Free Quattro Razor (5)

[midgetonadonkey]

I even stopped drinking Olde English because it said English.

[midgetonadonkey]

Crooked teeth annoy me.

[CuckingFunt]

So, is that you're way of telling me that you're turning me down?

For a prom recreation? Yes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Spelling theater as theatre is blasphemy.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would love for England to go under water.

[CuckingFunt]

"What's going on with them sausages Charlie?"

"Five minutes Turkish?"

"You said "two minutes" five minutes ago!!"

It's not even funny how many truly depraved things I could do to/with Jason Statham.

[midgetonadonkey]

ing British. God damn I hate them!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate Britain more than I hate California. And that is a lot.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would laugh if California was hit with a massive quake and went underwater. I would watch CNN and drink in celebration.

[midgetonadonkey]

But I would hope CuckingFunt made it to Oregon before then.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate Britain more than I hate California. And that is a lot.

California is totally tubular, dude.

[midgetonadonkey]

But everyone else can drown for all I care.

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn California with their sunglasses, roller blades and tank top shirts.

[CuckingFunt]

But I would hope CuckingFunt made it to Oregon before then.

I'm both saddened that you would say such things about my home state, but happy that you care about my safety.

[midgetonadonkey]

But God bless their porn industry.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm both saddened that you would say such things about my home state, but happy that you care about my safety.

You are better then the California people. You are an Idahoian at heart. I know it.

[CuckingFunt]

But God bless their porn industry.

Its importance is immeasurable. The silicone and saline implants alone would provide enough buoyancy to keep the state from sinking should such a tragic earthquake occur.

[CuckingFunt]

You are better then the California people. You are an Idahoian at heart. I know it.

I've never even been to Idaho.

But I did spend part of my childhood in Indiana.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would laugh if California was hit with a massive quake and went underwater. I would watch CNN and drink in celebration.

ASSHOLE.

That's my line, and you know it.

[peewee's lovechild]

But I would hope CuckingFunt made it to Oregon before then.

I'll make sure CuckingFunt makes it to Texas . . . that's for damned sure.

[midgetonadonkey]

ASSHOLE.

That's my line, and you know it.

you. I've been saying that since I was 5. Of course you were about 20 at that time so I'm sure you did say it first. ing middle aged bas .

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not even funny how many truly depraved things I could do to/with Jason Statham.

I know hate Jason Statham with a white-hot intensity.

[CuckingFunt]

you. I've been saying that since I was 5. Of course you were about 20 at that time so I'm sure you did say it first. ing middle aged bas .

It's not nice to make fun of the elderly. Peewee can't help it that he's so old.

Soooooooo old.

[peewee's lovechild]

you. I've been saying that since I was 5. Of course you were about 20 at that time so I'm sure you did say it first. ing middle aged bas .

ing Houston Texan sucker!!!!

I said it today during lunch when Jin Ju was looking at my crotch.
You're just regurgitating what I said.

You sad, pathetic .

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not nice to make fun of the elderly. Peewee can't help it that he's so old.

Soooooooo old.

That was the sound of my heart shattering into a million little pieces.