Are you sure it wasn't a shart? Because that gape on the cake looks awfully big to have been just a fart.
Shhhhhh.
Did you hear that?
I just farted.
Are you sure it wasn't a shart? Because that gape on the cake looks awfully big to have been just a fart.
You can fit a watermelon in that gape.
I'd hate to be that poor son of a .
I swear it looks like a man. I think Midge was trying to tell us something there.
It has a , of course it's a man.
I've been wondering why his "stretching" exercises have taken on a sexual tone.
Oh, and a big fat YOU to peewee for posting a comment on my MySpace. I was perfectly happy to just spy on my kid brother and not have anything written on the page except my name. Then you have to go and it up by adding .
I thought it would be a kind and thoughtful sentiment.
I guess I was wrong.
I'm tired of getting my ass kicked by Mel.
I'm done.
Stop being so damned sensitive.
I thought it would be a kind and thoughtful sentiment.
I guess I was wrong.
Q: What is the sexiest word in the world?
A: Eighteen.
It's 5 o'clock and time for a margarita.
Or ten.
It's 5:09, time to take my bra off
Last edited by marini martini; 11-09-2007 at 06:26 PM.
I agree with this assessment.
You should be having plenty of bday margaritas!!I agree with this assessment.
Oh I will! The fun starts in half an hour. Until then I am incredibly bored!
gay.
i need some new random girl to start messaging me so i can go drive 5 hours outta the way to find out she's a rhino.
im hungry. real hungry.
i might rob one of the hobos under the freeway and go buy a subway or something.
but first i have to call JB and see if he can bring his rickshaw down here so i can pay him.
what's somebody got to do to have a drunk conversation with somebody up in this piece?
there are some pretty ugly dudes with some nice looking ladies here... that guy was like... 5'4 max. what givs?
I was catching up with my old mentor from back in the day when you supposedly called.
I'll be in the newsroom in the morning, Pleasanton HS midday and back to Alamo Stadium for the Chili Bowl in the evening.
Oh, and there was a ZStomp sighting at the Frontier Bowl tonight.
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