Free Quattro Razor (15)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

this theologian romance is sickening. i'd rather watch a couple of quadriplegics play twister on a hot summer day with thongs on and red lipstick.

[Don Quixote]

Quadripilegic females, right?

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wow. i missed that one. hey, it's lack of sleep

I hope you're not Latino. They take away your membership for that kind of stuff.
BTW, is there like a card or something they get issued? I know thirty years ago they got badges, until some guy said he didn't need them.

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There's a reason why I moved to Texas from Wausau, Wisconsin.

The grass tastes better?

[mrsmaalox]

The grass tastes better?

That's funny.

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WHAT ... did you call me??

You're a person who asks others, "if you were to die tonight ... ?"
You think the Apostles sang Fanny Crosby songs. You always wear a white shirt with a tie, even when you go bowling. You leave gospel tracts for your waitress. Your youth group must wear collared shirts before they go out. You pray to God with "thee"s and "thy"s. You know John 3:16 and that's it. And you would never consider not doing VBS.

That's what you are.

Sorry, that fails.

[CuckingFunt]

Sorry, that fails.

Spectacularly.

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DQ's seminary thesis:

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