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    this thread is pure comedic gold, my hats off to HoopCzar.. i haven't laughed this hard in awhile
    Yeah...HoopsCzar is rather amusing...in a sad, demented sort of way...

    Oh, BTW, HoopsCzar...SCOREBOARD, !!!

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    I know why HC sounds so familiar. HoopsCzar=Ignatius Reilly



    Flea?

    Besides my being smoother than the hair off the dog that bit you. Don't make me whoop the ticks off your mangle mane there horse head girlie,..now buck for me.

    As an equal opportunity { and righteously regal } HoopsCzar, trust me I will { and have } routed flat foot females trying to play in the open floor,..bring ya A game or get yourself introduced to getting your little rim hung on by a real high flying power playing Man.

    Know what I mean?,..


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    this thread is pure comedic gold, my hats off to HoopCzar.. i haven't laughed this hard in awhile
    Glad you enjoy it Gino,..

    It's an absolute pleasure to fly in and pull mongo out of his seat so he and she { mongo-ettes } can enjoy flexing their wingspan's and dragging their knuckles. Banding in defensive unison with their victory seeking fellow team mates. To try to play for the steal, dish the assist and { try as they might } stop me from getting my shots off { swatting theirs } and my taking flight to hang on theirs rims on the dunk,.. of a mad scrabble isn't it.

    Nothing like a good game of bball where the entire arsenal of gamers and ballers is on display. Ranging from exhibiting everything from whip passes, the cross over dribble, ball fakes full court jumpers, foul artists, low post moves and even the crowd favorite. Vying for position to throw down the high flying slams playing off the angles of the high low look to recording the AND 1's,.. it's close but THEY'RE not winning.

    Stay tuned they're not finished trying to score nor beat down yet and neither am I. This fun loving ballers breakout donny brook just got started,..this is only game 1 of a 7 game series.


    Even the babies know it,..

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    Flea?

    Besides my being smoother than the hair off the dog that bit you. Don't make me whoop the ticks off your mangle mane there horse head girlie,..now buck for me.

    As an equal opportunity { and righteously regal } HoopsCzar, trust me I will { and have } routed flat foot females trying to play in the open floor,..bring ya A game or get yourself introduced to getting your little rim hung on by a real high flying power playing Man.

    Know what I mean?,..
    Cocaine is a uva drug...

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    Hoopczar got Owned this entire thread .....


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    Cocaine is a uva drug...
    You need to lay off it there puff and stuff,..

    See, handling life for the pure and genuine doesn't require nor do I use such diplorable crutches,..try flying with me.

    Hang in there soft s I'll either rehabilitate you or accelerate your willful choice of self destruction by sheer ability,..I don't even do alcohol.

    Had you explored the values of informative education you'd come across the do ented and historic path of victims. That falter to such false sense of euphoric facilitators claim as the slain and afflicted,..saving lives by stimulating minds is affective, effective and infectious in promoting having no need nor use for dope.

    Supernova's are genuine phenomenon's that defy being malformed by gravity force based on myth's,..and I enjoy requesting company in that stratosphere.


    Gaze,..


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    tampadude just got pwnt.

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    Hoopczar got Owned this entire thread .....

    In your dream's,..

    In fact lets sugarcoat your offering,..BLAM !!!


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    I feel like I did when I watched the Doors movie with Val Kilmer - or 7 monkeys...

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    In your dream's,..

    Go jump in that big pile of trolls the Spurs have left crying in their wake.

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    Me too,..

    But being on the other side of LeBron's wrath be careful what cha ask for there smokey. Cuz we're only a few hours away from the tip and once it starts,..BLAM !!!
    lol. You must be extremely embarassed by now. Not just by this post, but by your thread starting pre-game "analysis".

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    o Spurs fans

    For openers I’ll say I’ve came to engage you not only as an individual opposing but fun loving fan { Cavaliers } as well as a basketball purist.

    Enjoying what I see of the lively crowd and insightful fan base here. The pleasure we can share is that this is going to be a fun series for all the proverbial marbles. Where like what you’ll see on the court let’s have some engaging fun like you’ll never forget,.. and by all means lets match wits going toe to toe and have fun with it.

    Off the Tip:

    Recording the first points to get this game going in an engaging manner of transitional offense and defense. Off the spot up and getting back on defense I’m calling the shot that the Spurs are going down,..catch that out the net.

    The show headliner for the Cavaliers is none other than LeBron James and there’s no question about it. The key to beating the Cavaliers is trying to stop him and I don’t see that as a reality for the Spurs. Not that he does one thing so well but as such a complete force he does everything well,..he’s the most complete and dominant force in the game nobody has a defense that can shut him down.

    Where the key to beating the Spurs is by Tim Duncan getting trapped on the low blocks. Which will force Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili and a more limited Michael Finley to try to beat the defense and make a victory happen,... and they won’t be able to do it.

    The only way the Spurs win this series is if it comes down to clipboard coaching. Which is to say Greg Popovich knows his players via skills sets considerably better than Cavaliers coach Mike Brown does,.. yet neither are genuinely masterful coaches.

    Beyond that summation the equation of this series will hinge upon athleticism and where LeBron James is the best in the business. What many of you don’t realize yet is he’s also coming loaded with a number of team mates. Who you’ll become familiar with their names and abilities discovering that there are some not at all shabby attack artists serving as opportunist henchmen,.. he’ll set the stage and the costars will deliver the defeat to you.

    On breakdown

    To introduce you to those players by name and matchup, lets start from the outside in,.. and just like and how the Spurs will be beaten.


    Larry Hughes –vs- Tony Parker

    Hughes is hobbled by the foot injury but as a long bodied opponent. He’s a savvy defender that plays anticipation better than any backcourt player that made the playoff field. The minutes he’ll log denying Parker the paint will force Parker to look and shoot from the perimeter. Where on the offensive attack Parker will need help to contest the things Hughes does well and if his shot from beyond the arc is on. Parker will be softened up for a rookie named Daniel Gibson who’s a blistering shot artist with range,.. don’t let ESPN joke writers fool you saying Parker will loom large.

    Sasha Pavlovic –vs- Micheal Finley

    Where as spurs fans you’re in love with Manu Ginobili in contrast you’re going to hate Sasha. Not because he’s a dirty player. But because he’s in the Ginobili mold by way of skills set but he’s a better athlete,.. plenty good enough just not fully developed yet.

    Where against a now slower and more limited Finley, you’ll draw the correlation and where Finley will be badgered on the perimeter he’ll be denied the paint and Sasha is the Cavaliers 2 best range shooter on the team. In his athletic versatility he’s also punishing on aggressively dictating his own lane penetration,.. Ginobili will get the call to try to oppose him EARLY.


    LeBron James –vs- Bruce Bowen

    Where beyond saying there’s no question on who takes this matchup. Fact is Bowen will need all the help he can get trying to do the impossible. Where if his tactics of not allowing shooters to come down cleanly off the shot along with his elbows, kneeing and tripping. If the ref's call it clean not only will Bowen will get demoralized early he might find himself ejected from the frustration and embarrassment,.. absolute cookout in this pairing.

    Drew Gooden –vs- Tim Duncan

    Give Duncan the favor but it’s not by much and Drew will need some trapping help to get and keep Duncan off launching shots from his sweet spots. On the other side of the ball Duncan will have to chase Gooden as a floating and pop out shooter that can light it up in the 15 foot range of the basket,... Goodens not Amare Stoudimire but you’re going to be surprised at how much more dominant than Gooden he ISN’T.


    Zydrunas Ilgauskas –vs- Fabricio Oberto

    This is the mismatch of where the fire of the smoke out tactics will blaze. Where not a physical pivot what you’re going to see and what Oberto is going to catch trying to defend. Is Ilgauskas displaying that once Shaq departed the playoff field he’s the most prolific scoring center in the fray.

    The tactic of limiting his minutes to hide him against the Nuggets and the Suns. Will be the same retreat he’ll be fit for trying to defend a 7’3 TALL ball artist with a shot range that can heat up from 18 feet.

    Then the reserves will come into play

    As for big’s Robert Horry can’t the energy of an athletic Anderson Varejao and Matt Bonner won’t be able to out play Donyell Marshall either.

    Where in the way of back and sidecourt support Manu Ginobili will score but not in a game deciding manner. Which Beno Udrih and Brent Barry will have to work overtime to try to get their not nearly as athletic looks. Getting caught up in a firefight with bombardiers Daniel Gibson and Damon Jones with Eric Snow as a stopper,.. if the brick launching Jacque Vaughn dares hit the floor longer than 10 minutes he’ll get absolutely exploited.

    Where somewhere within all that LeBron James will be setting his team mates up and or might feel the need to give you the Motown experience,.. he’s fresh off having stormed the palace and don’t think he’s scared to show you how the West will be won.


    I'm not merely just a basketball fan I'm also a genuine HoopsCzar and trust me. LeBron's in your town and you're all going to witness a King hold court and leave you awestruck,..now who wants some?




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    lol. You must be extremely embarassed by now. Not just by this post, but by your thread starting pre-game "analysis".
    Nope,..not even close

    So hey Jelly you Jam on this,..learn how to S-P-E-L-L embarrassed before you try to use it and I do THIS to you again,..know what I mean?

    Where making a move on your disgrace I'm dotting your eye with pie in ya face,..POSTERIZED !!!!



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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Thats why I'm enjoying this so much, he talked so badly about the Cavs all season and how we would never win anything because of Mike Brown, Larry Hughes, or countless other reasons... Now he's over here talking like the Cavs are Gods gift to basketball. I love it. Go Hoopczar!
    but does he always talk like a rennaissance fair reject?

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    Nope,..not even close

    So hey Jelly you Jam on this,..learn how to S-P-E-L-L embarrassed before you try to use it and I do THIS to you again,..know what I mean?

    Where making a move on your disgrace I'm dotting you eye with pie in ya face,..POSTERIZED !!!!





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    Nope,..not even close

    So hey Jelly you Jam on this,..learn how to S-P-E-L-L embarrassed before you try to use it and I do THIS to you again,..know what I mean?

    Where making a move on your disgrace I'm dotting you eye with pie in ya face,..POSTERIZED !!!!



    Nice advice for someone with more than his own share of mispellings.
    Oops....I mean "misspellings". Aw jeez, now the Renaissance Czar will own my ass.
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    Nope,..not even close

    So hey Jelly you Jam on this,..learn how to S-P-E-L-L embarrassed before you try to use it and I do THIS to you again,..know what I mean?

    Where making a move on your disgrace I'm dotting you eye with pie in ya face,..POSTERIZED !!!!



    Also, work on your punctuation (as others have pointed out). Commas don't belong before ellipses...not even under the loose standards of internet forum speak. Use one or the other.

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    Oh Jeez,..

    You and that tired ass self portrait again? Let's do this space case YOU stop crying or at least start trying,..aight haus?

    From a Stallion to a Jackass before you ride out,..in this race enjoy the view.


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    Peewee,..

    What is that your love interest idol there punk funk?

    You weak as a geriatric strength test and to give you a workout. I command you to,..Dance sucka !!!


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    Hey Hoops! please, an analysis so I don't get bored tomorrow!!! please....

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    but does he always talk like a rennaissance fair reject?
    Here, here Heathcliff

    You're consistent on your gaffs of hoisting airball's aren't you boy blunder? Now not to steal your thunder,..you've never had any.

    But allow me ASSist you in the way of rendering a tip tapping pointer. So you'll know from hence forth it's not rennaissance there Einstein it's spelled,.. R-E-N-N-A-I-S-S-A-N-C-E,.. now YOU try it.


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    I forgot to add the bold effect: please...

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    Hey Hoops! please, an analysis so I don't get bored tomorrow!!! please....
    Sure I'll give you what to expect in the way of Cavalier adjustments for game 2 tomorrow,..I want to look at a segment of that 3rd quarter again.

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