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At least the death of his wife and child served a valuable purpose of teaching me the true story of the tragic roid rage murder of the greatest female golfer of the early 20th century during a wrestling match.
Maybe George Zaharias wheeled cancer-stricken Babe in a gurney to ringside where he strangeld her in a fit of roid and concussion feuled rage during a match because their kid was mentally challenged and small.
Or maybe Babe was actually the name of the mentally challeged kid and George strangled it in a fit of roid and concussion feuled rage during a match because it was mentally challenged and small.
Prove it didn't happen!
At least the death of his wife and child served a valuable purpose of teaching me the true story of the tragic roid rage murder of the greatest female golfer of the early 20th century during a wrestling match.
I apologize for being a wrestling fan...
I promise to be more like timvp and Kris from this day forward and follow only clean steroid free non-violent sports that are played by model citizens...like the NFL.
I also apologize for not realizing Chris Benoit was a killer before he did it...and for being misguided by the numerous good deeds he did for virtually his entire career prior to the murderers...I should have seen he was a murderer in advance...like Chump and Timvp.
And finally...
In the future...
The next time I see a quiet, private, fundamentally excellent athlete, with an uncompromising will to win, who is considered boring and lacking in personality, and ratings poison(*and therefore unworthy of being a champion)...I promise to realize he is a muderer in advance and hate him...like timvp and chump. I mean...I should be able to tell by all the other violence going on in the sport...just like them.
Next time you hear about a family dead in their house, play the percentages and figure one of the family members did it. And if one of those family members has a history of steroid use....
....before you go into a three hour eulogy posthumously sucking the killer's .
Convict before any facts are out...got it...because that's smart.
And if one of those family members has a history of steroid use....
You mean...if he looks like he did steroids..assume he did...inspite of not a shred of evidence that he has done them other than his occupation and appearance.
I am doing that with AJ now...forgive me?
So now you're saying Benoit didn't do any steroids? What was your excuse for him again? Oh, the concussions.
Troy Aikman's family better watch out!
kris posted that he is/was a wrestling fan.
Link to why this is relevant?
Read this thread?
What was your excuse for him again? Oh, the concussions.
Troy Aikman's family better watch out!
I have made not a single excuse for his actions in this thread after it was revealed he was a murderer.
But you guys keep glossing this as something similar to OJ Simpson...
Well #1. OJ Simpson didn't kill his own innocent child.
#2. OJ didn't kill himself.
Benoit had never failed a steroid test or been linked to steroid usage...
He'd also never lost his temper and gotten into an altercation that was publicly revealed. In a business fraught with guys losing their tempters.
He was considered to be one of the most selfless and good guys in the business...by people both in and out of the business.
The only sign he did roids was the fact that he looked like a Cro-Magnon compared to when he first broke into wrestling...
Still, I was pretty certain he did roids...but I've known a lot of people that did roids...that didn't become murderers.
As I said...roids are the drug of jocks...not druggies.
And just to nip it in the bud before it begins again...
I hate Benoit and I hope he dies.
Sorry you idolized a s bag killer, dude.
The wrestler or the son?
This is the best thread I've ever read. Seriously, I've never read all 14 pages of a thread before.
By the way, Whott, you're an idiot.
Not all the time, but in this thread, you're an idiot.
So you did or didn't say that wrestlers don't die from the ac ulated slamming?
(damn cbf is pullin a chumpdumper)
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And I am sorry that you get satisfaction out of that...I am also sorry that you get satisfaction out of his wife and child dying becuase you think it has taught me some kind of lesson. It hasn't...I find zero fault with myself over this...and plenty with Benoit. I do not feel guilty for respecting and admiring a murderer...before he was a murderer. And it's not going to change the ways or whys of why I respect people in the slightest bit...
I also respect David Robinson, Tim Duncan, Emmitt Smith and quite a few other athletes...not to mention still admire and respect other wrestlers and will continue to do so in the future...
In fact, the only thing this argument has taught me...is that you and timvp will stoop to levels I never dreamed of such as whoring the deaths of innocent women and children, just to settle other grudges...I think I'll take it easy on you guys in the future, because obviously, while I may be aware of where the line is...you guys actually aren't.
And the only guilt I actually feel responsible for in this thread...is the gutter you guys have crawlled into in this thread in an attempt to claim some kind of scoreboard. I must really be an asshole for you guys to sink this low to claim board. I'll be nicer in the future....
PS...for all the people that talk about how stupid wrestling is...I've been doing an ad libbed Rick Flair impersonation on this forum for the entire time I've been here, complete with swerves and an idefinable line between bull takes and real ones, heel turns and face turns...and you guys have never stoped biting on it, not for a single second...so who's the stupid wrestling fan?
I personally believe that the greatest wrestling athletic achievment of all time wasn't multiple super bowls for Joe Montana, or the first 4 minute mile, or even the fastest ever marathon time.
Clearly, this honor goes to the time Hulk Hogan bodyslammed Andre the Giant.
Or maybe the time that Jimmy "Superfly" Snukka and the Junkyard Dog finally got over on Rowdy Roddy Piper.
I remember these things because I watched them when I was a kid.........which is what wrestling is for...........kids.
Still you.
Wow dude I wish I could learn how to post just like you. Such wit.
See the thing about this is that Rick Flair has the luxury of doing these things on camera so that you can actually see his facial expressions (plus we all know it's an act). When you do it on an internet message forum, you just come off like an idiot.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. ....
Link?
Everytime I've come into this thread is because you've called me out. And what have I said that is over a line that you hadn't already crossed?
Yeah and I've played the role of Earthquake complete with the Earthquake Splash.
When did CBF turn into whottt's tag team partner?
I'm sorry...but who exactly are you again?
I don't recall ever reading a take of yours prior to this thread...
So I guess that makes you the dung beetle that eats the of other dung beetles...
Props.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. ....
Link?
Everytime I've come into this thread is because you've called me out. And what have I said that is over a line that you hadn't already crossed?
Yeah and I've played the role of Earthquake complete with the Earthquake Splash.
I'm sorry timvp. Whatever you say man, you win
You too Chump
No really, what did I say that you found so deplorable? I didn't say you deserved it or say that it was karma.I'm sorry timvp. Whatever you say man, you win
You too Chump
P.S.
Earthquake is dead too?!? I loved being that guy in that one video game back in the day
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