U tha peewee....thoght you could hide from me
Last night I had a dream that I was banging Melmart. I woke up with a pillow in between my legs.
My weewee was burning. I don't know if it's because of the friction with the pillow or if Mel somehow gave me an STD through my dream.
I'm concerned here.
U tha peewee....thoght you could hide from me
Yea, you're right.
I never thought that you could find me in another forum. It never crossed my mind that you could check my profile and pinpoint exactly where I'm at.
You put Sherlock Holmes to shame!!
You're amazing talent astonishes me.
Hahaha
Dats right .
I own you just like the NFL owns romo....
You love the poopshark.
You have such incredible wit.
I'm not sure I can come back from that.
haha ! my co-worker was trying to say" I hate sneezing and then boogers come out" but what she said was " I hate sneezing then crap comes out" I laughed so hard. you have to be real careful what you say around me
PW....you need to control your groupies.
Imagine if you ted everytime you sneezed? That's worse than sharting.
PW....you need to control your groupies.
es love The PeeWee.
What can I do??
True true.
sharted.
Dethklok's lyrics are brilliant.
Last edited by Condemned 2 HelLA; 09-26-2007 at 02:13 PM.
ashbeeigh, I believe I have found the solution to your unemployment woes:
go to your local church or to your school or whatever and tell them that you wish to become a missionary, and that you want to be sent down to the Amazon rain forests to try and save the pagan souls down there.
Find yourself a secluded tribe of cannibals and work with them.
This way, EVERYONE wins:
-you finally have a job and your time is now occupied
-the church is happy because they have someone down there spreading the word
-all of us here on the board are happy because the likelihood of you having internet access there is essentially nonexistant
-lastly, if you do something to offend the tribe, they'll kill you and eat you!
So technically, we here on the board win TWICE, but even still, all parties interest's involved are touched upon and satisfied.
So whaddya say?
Shall we get the ball rolling?
I'm sure that you'll find no shortage of people willing to help you pack, call the travel agent or drive you to the airport!
Last edited by Condemned 2 HelLA; 09-26-2007 at 02:18 PM.
Mel, I was happy to see that I was able to get your morning started on the right foot!
Always a pleasure to be of assistance to you!
I need to post in here more often!!!!
and the level just went up.
Just a little bit more entertainment for you all to enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZHkP...elated&search=
If it's yellow leave it mellow. If it's brown flush it down.
I just flush.
if it taste like chicken keep on licking. If it taste like trout get the out.
That was fantastic!
When in heat, cover your meat.
When in doubt, cover your sprout.
Disorderlies is a very underrated movie.
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