Free Quattro Razor (17)

[ORION]

I've been told I do a good Rodney Dangerfield impersonation

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've been told I do a good Rodney Dangerfield impersonation

let me guess, but you don't get enough respect.

[ORION]

let me guess, but you don't get enough respect.

Bingo. I guess I could start quoting line from Back to School...one of my favorites

[Trainwreck2100]

I went for my afternoon jog today(excellent jogging weather), and i ran by a condom on the middle of the road. It was quite a disgusting sight.

[Dr. Gonzo]

[ORION]

I went for my afternoon jog today(excellent jogging weather), and i ran by a condom on the middle of the road. It was quite a disgusting sight.

sorry about that. Were there ants eating it ?

[ORION]

Benny Hill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Trainwreck2100]

sorry about that. Were there ants eating it ?

not that i saw, but i didn't really look

[ORION]

not that i saw, but i didn't really look

that happened to me once. I had sex with this chick back in high school and threw the condom out the window and then I think I took the same chick back the next day and threw another out but looked down and saw the one from the night before covered in ants

[Trainwreck2100]

that happened to me once. I had sex with this chick back in high school and threw the condom out the window and then I think I took the same chick back the next day and threw another out but looked down and saw the one from the night before covered in ants

ashes to ashes

[Dr. Gonzo]

[ORION]

that looks good but you might have an instant stroke

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ashes to ashes

funk to funky
we all know major tom's a junkie

[Viva Las Espuelas]

WOW. that'd be the balls with some refried beans on the side.

[ORION]

WOW. that'd be the balls with some refried beans on the side.

Balls to the Walls

[mrsmaalox]

That thing is terrible. I think I'm going to barf! hahaha actually I accidently typed "fart" for some unknown reason and I went back and fixed it Either way it's just too much bacon

[ORION]

That thing is terrible. I think I'm going to fart! Either way it's just too much bacon

[ORION]

No the seizure she was referring to is when they raided her home and seized her drugs and German p0rn.

you son of a ! I just saw your sig

[mrsmaalox]

You must be the last one to see it, it's been there for a long time!

[mrsmaalox]

Viva sure does have a thing for monkeys

[marini martini]

I just paid $164.00 for a bottle of cough syrup!!!


Merry Christmas to me!!

[ORION]

You must be the last one to see it, it's been there for a long time!

I had sigs turned off

[Viva Las Espuelas]

that might materialize for super bowl eats. i might modify it. maybe roll out some pizza dough. line it with bacon and cheese. then roll it up with either hot dogs or some grilled chicken in the center. mmmmmm.

[ORION]

I just paid $164.00 for a bottle of cough syrup!!!


Merry Christmas to me!!

what kind? Sounds like tussionex

[mrsmaalox]

I just paid $164.00 for a bottle of cough syrup!!!


Merry Christmas to me!!

Well I hope it works! Or at least gives you a good buzz.