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[peewee's lovechild]

I never said that I'd ONLY do those things with Jason Statham.

Just said that if I happen to run into him one day, it's on.

I will take his life to ensure this never happens.

I'm going on a jealous rant here.

[peewee's lovechild]

All my family wanted to do was live in Benavides Texas and live on their ranch. They were forced to be American and then forced to pay taxes and other bull that came with it.

Wasn't your family the one with the reputation of thievery and whoring?

[ShoogarBear]

Johnny Cash is the only country singer who I would even consider seeing in concert.

[CuckingFunt]

I will take his life to ensure this never happens.

I'm going on a jealous rant here.

The murder of Jason Statham would make me, and my right hand, very unhappy.

[peewee's lovechild]

The murder of Jason Statham would make me, and my right hand, very unhappy.

Thank god I still have your left hand.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't help but wonder who is the bottom when midge and peewee have gay sex in the periodicals room at the library...

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't help but wonder who is the bottom when midge and peewee have gay sex in the periodicals room at the library...

Hint: I'm a giver, not a taker.

[CuckingFunt]

Hint: I'm a giver, not a taker.

Interesting.

Do you two ever switch? Like, maybe, once a month?

[midgetonadonkey]

Hint: I'm a giver, not a taker.

That puto lies. He is a power bottom. He loves is.

[peewee's lovechild]

Interesting.

Do you two ever switch? Like, maybe, once a month?

I like consitency.

Midge fears change.

[peewee's lovechild]

That puto lies. He is a power bottom. He loves is.

Midge gets angry when he feels exploited.

[CuckingFunt]

I heard peewee can't get it up anymore without the smell of dusty magazines.

ing librarians.

[peewee's lovechild]

I heard peewee can't get it up anymore without the smell of dusty magazines.

ing librarians.

That's it . . . I'm cutting you off.

You will have PeeWee withdrawls.

You will suffer.

Seek the help of god.

[CuckingFunt]

That's it . . . I'm cutting you off.

You will have PeeWee withdrawls.

You will suffer.

Seek the help of god.

So, then, all the time and energy I put into locating perfume that smells of dusty magazines was for naught?

Prick.

[ORION]

holy crap ! Those dudes from American Choppers is going to be in new braunfels tomorrow at the airport from 10am to 2pm. I'm there !

[midgetonadonkey]

[midgetonadonkey]

Wacky Asians.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh.My.Gawd!

That is disturbing.

[ORION]

thats called a "salty suprise"

[ORION]

Oh.My.Gawd!

That is disturbing.

I guess midge won't be getting anything like that any time soon

[Silver21_Black20]

Yup. Pee Wee and I went and double checked. They had bottoms on. Not even a thong or anything. Full bottoms. It sucked.

Did you guys go in the Cruiser? I bet the naked chicks thought you guys were "together" Hahahaha

[midgetonadonkey]

That's not funny at all. But yeah I'm sure we looked like a couple of fat s in a PT Cruiser.

[ORION]

what color was the PT cruiser

[Silver21_Black20]

what color was the PT cruiser

White. Like the sticky substance left on peewee after midge gets a hold of him.

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