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  1. #3751
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    hmm funny
    i always thought that cuckingfunt ate out


    /too easy
    Not last night.

    The girl I'm seeing was working.
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  2. #3752
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I wanted to use the new wok I bought on Saturday, so I stir fried chicken, asparagus, green beans, and carrots in a garlic black bean sauce.
    Did you use any of your vaginal fluid as flavoring?
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  3. #3753
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Did you use any of your vaginal fluid as flavoring?
    No. It would have been far too difficult, and potentially painful, to straddle a hot wok.
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  4. #3754
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    No. It would have been far too difficult, and potentially painful, to straddle a hot wok.
    That's why you put a turkey baster inside yourself and suck the juice out.

    Damn do I have to think of everything?
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  5. #3755
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    That's why you put a turkey baster inside yourself and suck the juice out.

    Damn do I have to think of everything?
    Surprisingly enough, I'm not 100% sure that would work.
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  6. #3756
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Girls can't just suck juice out of their vagines?
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  7. #3757
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I want to get soapy naked in this
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  8. #3758
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Girls can't just suck juice out of their vagines?
    Depends on what kind of juice you want to suck out.
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  9. #3759
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    G-spot fluid.
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  10. #3760
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Like when a girl squirts? That comes from the urethra, not the vag.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Like when a girl squirts? That comes from the urethra, not the vag.
    no from the G-spot. you grab a hold of it and wring it out into a cup
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  12. #3762
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Fascinating.

    Then what about vagina lube.
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  13. #3763
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    Fascinating.

    Then what about vagina lube.
    we should open vagina lube shop and we can put women in the air like cars
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  14. #3764
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Fascinating.

    Then what about vagina lube.
    That actually does come from the vagina, but I don't think it would be turkey baster-able.
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  15. #3765
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Who the said anything about banging?

    He wouldn't show me his man boobs.

    That means he was on top of you.
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  16. #3766
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Orion sends the coolest emails.
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  17. #3767
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Orion sends the coolest emails.
    I haven't gotten one since last week, but they always make me chuckle.
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  18. #3768
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    There's nothing I've seen of Midge's personality over the last couple years that would lead me to believe he'd ask to see your s.

    There is, however, quite a bit I've seen of your personality over the last few months that would lead me to believe that you'd send pictures of your s to peewee.




    I recognize that this is all based on the interwebs and that I don't actually know either one of you, but... based on my observations, I still call bull .
    You really think I give a what you think? I know what pics I have sent to who (I didn't need the attn. of posting my pic on this board for everyone to see). The person(s) who have recieved pics from me know who they are---Midge is not one of them. So unless you heard it from myself or said persons, it's all bull . Believe it if you want or don't---because I don't give a what you or Midge or whoever believe.
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  19. #3769
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    You really think I give a what you think?
    Me specifically? Probably not.

    Some of the other posters here? Yep.

    I know what pics I have sent to who (I didn't need the attn. of posting my pic on this board for everyone to see). The person(s) who have recieved pics from me know who they are---Midge is not one of them. So unless you heard it from myself or said persons, it's all bull . Believe it if you want or don't---because I don't give a what you or Midge or whoever believe.
    If you say so.
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  20. #3770
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Me specifically? Probably not.

    Some of the other posters here? Yep.

    If you say so.
    I do say so. And if you are gonna run around making statements about who is what and who did what---then you may as well also state that you are an idiot for believing ANYTHING you hear from ANY third party here!
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  21. #3771
    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    I really want to download a song onto my iPod. I just don't feel like waiting 45 minutes for my computer to bring iTunes up....
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  22. #3772
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    I do say so. And if you are gonna run around making statements about who is what and who did what---then you may as well also state that you are an idiot for believing ANYTHING you hear from ANY third party here!
    But, I didn't. I never claimed to know exactly what happened or who was being honest. If you'll actually read my post, I said specifically that I didn't know either of you and was just giving my opinion based on what I've observed of your posting habits.

    It was a complete shot in the dark guess.

    It's certainly not worth the amount of stress it seems to be causing... unless, of course, there's some truth to it?

    And, yes I would be an idiot to believe any of the gossip that flies around here as if it were the gospel truth (I don't, for the record), buy you'd also have to be a pretty big idiot to assume that everything you've shared has stayed with the person(s) with whom you shared it.
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  23. #3773
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    Happy Literathursday, everyone.
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  24. #3774
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I really want to download a song onto my iPod. I just don't feel like waiting 45 minutes for my computer to bring iTunes up....
    i thought mine was the only one that did that. i thought it was because i have a hacked copy of windows.
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  25. #3775
    Darkseid Is. Mister Sinister's Avatar
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    i thought mine was the only one that did that. i thought it was because i have a hacked copy of windows.
    Nope. My XP is genuine, and iTunes takes a little longer than it should on mine.
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