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  1. #3776
    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    I just saw the $39.95 optical guy at Dennys. He was rolling with 5 Asians and 2 fat Mexicans. Tonight is the greatest night of my life.

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  2. #3777
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    That guy has a tattoo shop also? Or is it a combo tattoo/optical? He's cool
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    I just saw the $39.95 optical guy at Dennys. He was rolling with 5 Asians and 2 fat Mexicans. Tonight is the greatest night of my life.

    You can now die a happy man.
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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    You can now die a happy man.
    Someone please photoshop this into a movie poster! OOPS - wrong quote - the EconoOp. pic.
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I just saw the $39.95 optical guy at Dennys. He was rolling with 5 Asians and 2 fat Mexicans. Tonight is the greatest night of my life.

    oh yeah. that's mike nutzitch. i used to buy from him when i used to wear glasses. he was right by ingram mall. cool dude.
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    No horn track there...
    good ears there
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  9. #3784
    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    There aren't enough horn sections anymore
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    oh yeah. that's mike nutzitch. i used to buy from him when i used to wear glasses. he was right by ingram mall. cool dude.
    I know that's not how you spell it, but that's hilarious.
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  11. #3786
    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    I'm making a new rule: stop giving my kids silly putty and bubbles as party favors. And no more toys that sound like full-scale emergency vehicles. I freaking hate bubbles. They end up on the kitchen floor and I end up on my ass.
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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    Man, I really hate when toilet seat covers fall into the toilet before you can sit down.
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  13. #3788
    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    I don't really get toilet seat covers.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Man, I really hate when toilet seat covers fall into the toilet before you can sit down.
    c'est la vie
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    also i run by mike yuckitz house all the time occasionaly wave from his car
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    Oui, oui.
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Man, I really hate when toilet seat covers fall into the toilet before you can sit down.
    i have a funny story about toilet seat covers. i call them ass gaskets. i'll need to do a search for it on here. posted it once. it's a pretty involved story.
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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    I just saw the $39.95 optical guy at Dennys. He was rolling with 5 Asians and 2 fat Mexicans. Tonight is the greatest night of my life.

    He used to pay for wake up service at the answering service I worked at while I was going to college. TheTruth used to wake him up on a daily basis.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    oh shawntae
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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    Hehe. I'm bored.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Summers, you are a woman after my own heart!!

    Check out the Dap-Kings, they left Sharon for a while to play with Skanky Winehouse but I believe they are back:

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Better horn track here

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    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    Summers, you are a woman after my own heart!!

    Check out the Dap-Kings, they left Sharon for a while to play with Skanky Winehouse but I believe they are back:

    It's now on my ipod.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    i have a funny story about toilet seat covers. i call them ass gaskets. i'll need to do a search for it on here. posted it once. it's a pretty involved story.
    Well just give us the Cliff notes then: "Viva had to take his daily 3pm dump. No toilet paper in stall. Used a toilet seat cover or 2 to wipe his ass. Viva felt quite clever afterward." That way we are spared from the more gory details! LOL
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Well just give us the Cliff notes then: "Viva had to take his daily 3pm dump. No toilet paper in stall. Used a toilet seat cover or 2 to wipe his ass. Viva felt quite clever afterward." That way we are spared from the more gory details! LOL
    oh no. nothing like that. basically this toilet was an automatic flusher. i wiped the seat down. set the ass gaskets. pulled down my pants. ass headed to seat and woooooooooooosh. the damn toilet flushed and took the ass gaskets. i kinda chuckled about it then set the ass gaskets. ass headed to seat and woooooooooooosh, again. i looked up for cameras just in case some idiot was about to barge in and say it was a joke. that happened about 2 more times before my ass touched the seat(via the ass gaskets) and i opened up the hatch.
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