I had a dream that I had an ingrown toenail. I was trying to pull it up while driving because my toe was extremely swollen. I managed to do so and blood was pouring everywhere, but the swelling went down.
That goes back to the days of the original Quattro. I don't exactly remember the details but it involved people going to the Quarry bushes for a quickie. Something to that effect. Is is effect or affect? I forget.
I had a dream that I had an ingrown toenail. I was trying to pull it up while driving because my toe was extremely swollen. I managed to do so and blood was pouring everywhere, but the swelling went down.
I've never had an ingrown toe nail but from what I hear they are painful.
So the toe nail just grows underneath the skin?
I had an ingrown pubic hair once. It looked like a pimple but when I popped it, there was a small hair inside.
It was like Christmas.
I'm never cutting my toe nails again. I wonder how long they can get.
In 4 months I will post before and after pictures.
I don't think my toe nails grow very fast. I don't have to cut them very often.
One time I broke a pair of toe nail clippers trying to cut my big toe nail.
It was real thick and hard. The hinge to the clippers just couldn't take anymore.
I found it comical.
In retrospect, I should've soaked my feet in warm water before cutting my toenails. Either that or do it right out of the shower.
Hind sight is 20/20.
I guess the best thing for me to do would be to learn from my mistakes.
Next time my toe nail is so thick toe nail clippers can't get through it, I'm soaking my feet.
My toe nail clippers will thank me.
Maybe they will buy me a cake or other kind of pastery.
As a token of their appreciation.
Toenail clippers have a hinge?
I wouldn't mind pie instead of cake.
Would it be called a hinge? A fulcrum? I don't know what it's called.
The bar that goes through the actual clippers, or the pin connected to the top... thingy... that goes through said bar?
The pin at the top.
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