I can understand the running back into your house, but what I'm having trouble with is the locking of the door..So he couldn't get in??
Stone Oak!Where tha do you live?
Yes, I avoid any animal that is bigger than me.You're scared of a cow?
I can understand the running back into your house, but what I'm having trouble with is the locking of the door..
I had to read that twice.I can understand the running back into your house, but what I'm having trouble with is the locking of the door..
Don't you own a gun?Yes, I avoid any animal that is bigger than me.You could have had fresh meat.
Why am I only now realizing the awesomeness of nutella? Wow
Haha, last night I had to drive my daughter to HEB for an emergency Nutella run; jar was empty and she was starting to shake!
What the heck is nutella?
If you've had a ferrero roche, its the chocolatey middle. Looks like ganache.
Work today and til noon tomorrow, then off a week for spring break.
And in 4 weeks, I'll be on my way to Miami.
This can't possibly be a serious question.
Never heard of it, tbh.
A nutella is a prosthetic scrotum for canines. It is made of a rubber and plastic blend and usually surgically attached to a dog after it is neutered.Never heard of it, tbh.
Cottage cheese and coffee gives me brutal farts.
Nutella must have two meanings.
Haha, last night I had to drive my daughter to HEB for an emergency Nutella run; jar was empty and she was starting to shake!
A couple of years ago I explained to my daughter that your supposed to spread Nutella on bread and not eat it with a spoon out of the jar. She looked at me like I was crazy.
Nutella is best on bananas.
I like pie.
Also, I think it would be neat to get one of those digital scolling markees installed in my car's back windshield. I would then get a voice recognition app for it, and dicatate messages to be displayed as I drive.
"Thanks for letting me in!"
"The last person who got that close to my butt used gloves, if you don't have any, can you please back off?"
"I see you feel the need to drive two feet off my bumper. I feel the need to wash my windshield incessantly for the next ten minutes...."
I need a beer. Now. I can't have one because there are a bunch of kids in my house. Dammit.
This guy deserves an award of some kind.
"Markees"
so I was watching the latest American Dad, and near the end, some tune in the show made me want to listen to some Beck. so I opened up Pandora, typed in Beck and hit enter... then suddenly the show took an odd turn, and right as the dog launched that missile from the boat at some leviathan, E-Pro started playing on Pandora.
it was pretty ing epic in my drunk opinion
Weather's supposed to take a nasty turn tomorrow. Glad we went grocery shopping today.
Still waiting for all this rain!
I was in my car an hour ago and the guy on 1200 said to expect up to 6 inches of rain and a flash flood warning was in effect until, 6pm... and then the sun came out.
You mean "two inches and finished before it began". That would have been funnier.
I don't know about down there but we're gonna get some heavy rain here in a few hours.
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