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[midgetonadonkey]

I will attend any GTG that Trainwreck attends. I will get him laid that night.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know a fat chick that will suck Trainwreck's asshole.

[midgetonadonkey]

Trainwreck, do you want your asshole sucked?

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck, do you want your asshole sucked?

Not really

[Cant_Be_Faded]

hahahahahhaha
god damnit
trainwreck you are wasting away so many opportunities dude
one day when you're 29 you're gonna look back at the height of spurstalk civilization and say "god damnit"

[midgetonadonkey]

Not really

For some reason your response made me lol.

[midgetonadonkey]

Every guy needs his asshole sucked at least once in his life.

[Trainwreck2100]

Every guy needs his asshole sucked at least once in his life.

That goes without saying, but as for right now, I don't want my asshole sucked, maybe in ten years I'll be like "Maybe I should go get my asshole sucked"

[Cant_Be_Faded]

trainwreck i swear i knew a dude exactly like you back in the day
like exactly

He was just like you until he gave into his carnal desires. He had expectations of a jessica biel but settled for a normal looking hot chick and he ended up banging many more, graduated, and got a good job. Do you not want this?

[ashbeeigh]

midget is like trainwrecks dad

So that would make Das his grandfather?

[Trainwreck2100]

trainwreck i swear i knew a dude exactly like you back in the day
like exactly

He was just like you until he gave into his carnal desires. He had expectations of a jessica biel but settled for a normal looking hot chick and he ended up banging many more, graduated, and got a good job. Do you not want this?

Yes, but I haven't met a normal looking hot chick

[midgetonadonkey]

I am starting to question Trainwreck's sexuality. Would you rather have a fat guy than a fat girl?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yes, but I haven't met a normal looking hot chick

Exactly what my friend would have said 6 years ago. But what you will eventually realize is that every woman, no matter how weird they seem at first, has beauty. (insert raunchy midge phrase here)

[Trainwreck2100]

I am starting to question Trainwreck's sexuality. Would you rather have a fat guy than a fat girl?

Between the two the girl, but she'd still be fat

[timvp]

Man, I got owned. I come here for refuge.

Someone tell me I'm great.

[midgetonadonkey]

Man, I got owned. I come here for refuge.

Someone tell me I'm great.

Timvp will always be great in my book.

[midgetonadonkey]

Between the two the girl, but she'd still be fat

So ing what. Jesus Christ, I'm sure you are no ing Tom Sellick. A 20 something year old virgin has to stick anything you can get. If you were hot enough to bang nothing but hot chicks you would've been banging hot chicks by now. I don't mean to be a but . You have to lower your standards if you want to get your wet.

[ashbeeigh]

timvp is great because he liked my drunkness a few days ago.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is tough love Trainwreck.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge will always be known as the quattro guru

[midgetonadonkey]

midge will always be known as the quattro guru

Thank you my friend. You will always sit at my right hand.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Just dont steal my ign power tools okay i saved up for weeks for my drill

[Trainwreck2100]

So ing what. Jesus Christ, I'm sure you are no ing Tom Sellick. A 20 something year old virgin has to stick anything you can get. If you were hot enough to bang nothing but hot chicks you would've been banging hot chicks by now. I don't mean to be a but . You have to lower your standards if you want to get your wet.

Oh yeah, I'm not ugly, but I could use a little work

[CuckingFunt]

Exactly what my friend would have said 6 years ago. But what you will eventually realize is that every woman, no matter how weird they seem at first, has beauty. (insert raunchy midge phrase here)

That was oddly touching.

[midgetonadonkey]

Just dont steal my ign power tools okay i saved up for weeks for my drill

Of course not. You are a Lieutenant. La Revolucion will not succeed without you. Your power tools are safe. But every gringo around you is in trouble.