Free Quattro Razor (11)

[jman3000]

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689

that's a lot of porn.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

that's a lot of porn.

I don't frequent that site, but the guy having the fish blow him is epic.

Instant classic.

[CuckingFunt]

that's a lot of porn.

Indeed.

The naked chick doing a back bend and shooting pool is impressive.

[Mister Sinister]

i once saw a clip of some dude getting his balls crushed by a hammer in some sort of weird fetish thing. you could tell about a nanosecond after it happened that he thought it was the worst decision he ever made.

Yeeesh. I can understand the bb fetish, but that's a bit much.

[jman3000]

There are many men who get pleasure out of sticking various items and medical instruments into their s. I knew a guy in San Francisco who did it as performance art.

o .. bad memories... a friend of mine made a compilation dvd of weird ... it had hammer ball guy .. and had another dude using a small dildo to gouge out his urethra. i was told that's what he was doing because once i saw the extreme close up of the penis i closed my eyes. anytime there is a close up of a penis in a "weird " video... it's bad news.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't believe any of that is real.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh, she's not naked. Never mind.

[jman3000]

@ the guy face ing the fish.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I don't believe any of that is real.

I agree.

I still didn't want to watch it. head friend emailed me the link led, "Porn Bloopers".

[CuckingFunt]

@ the guy face ing the fish.

I just ing watched that.

There are two chicks behing him that appear to be mastubating with eels or snakes or something, too.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't believe any of that is real.

I saw the performance art guy do it in person and he wasn't faking it.

[jman3000]

if i could face any fish... i think it would be a catfish.

[jman3000]

maybe a lamprey.

[mrsmaalox]

if i could face any fish... i think it would be a catfish.

What about a plecostomus? The ones my kids call the "sucker fish"!

[mrsmaalox]

I almost barfed when I saw that lamprey thing; I just hope it doesn't keep randomly popping up like that gross pierced nipple pic.

[Mister Sinister]

Dearly beloved...we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.
Electric word, life; it means forever and that's a mighty long time, but I'm here to tell you...there's something else: The afterworld. A world of neverending happiness. You can always see the sun...day...or night.

[CuckingFunt]

That lamprey looks kind of like a Fleshlight with teeth.

[Mister Sinister]

I almost barfed when I saw that lamprey thing; I just hope it doesn't keep randomly popping up like that gross pierced nipple pic.

I think it's cute. Like a little baby version of something out of the Cthulhu mythos.

[mrsmaalox]

That lamprey looks kind of like a Fleshlight with teeth.

That's a pretty hilarious observation!

[ShoogarBear]

San Francisco

Well, there you go.

[jman3000]

That lamprey looks kind of like a Fleshlight with teeth.

hence why i wouldnt mind face ing it.

[jman3000]

but yeah... the teeth might be a problem.

[CuckingFunt]

but yeah... the teeth might be a problem.

Unless you're on a stage in San Francisco, apparently.

[Mister Sinister]

I feel an urge to purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

[E20]

You guys are going to you ign heathens.