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  1. #3801
    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Cat pictures suck. cats. I used to give my roommate's cats baths by sticking them in the toilet with the lid down and flushing.
    I figured you would like a wet pussy on occasion.
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    Couldn't tell you that because I am not one.

    If you say so pops
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I don't mind being called a boy.....just means im younger and can kick it longer in the sack. Hows it feel to be a minute man mikey?
    Longer doesn't mean better if you don't know what you are doing. And younger men tend to beat the 24 second clock more than an NBA player.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    If you say so pops
    In fact I do.
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    I inhaled a bunch of fumes from Tilex. I have been lightheaded for the past 2 hours and I have a sharp pain in my chest.
    read the label...it will tell you that you are going to die.

    call poison control...1 800 222 1222
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    And WHO is your top dollar!?!?
    WHY you are, since you let the Johnnies perform Cleveland Steamers, Bukkake, Pearl Necklace, Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punches, and Snowballs.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Hey Rev...the Galaga sig is awesome.
    I like it too
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Little Miss Sunshine is greatness. I still laugh till I get the hiccups at the horn thing.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    WHY you are, since you let the Johnnies perform Cleveland Steamers, Bukkake, Pearl Necklace, Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punches, and Snowballs.
    Okay, just making sure!
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I have sigs turned off. Something tells me I am not missing anything.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Longer doesn't mean better if you don't know what you are doing. And younger men tend to beat the 24 second clock more than an NBA player.


    the secret GTG hideout and free pretzels...that's all I am saying.

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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    Longer doesn't mean better if you don't know what you are doing. And younger men tend to beat the 24 second clock more than an NBA player.

    Good thing I DO know what I am doing. You don't get all the myspace ho's for NOT knowing what you are doing.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Good thing I DO know what I am doing. You don't get all the myspace ho's for NOT knowing what you are doing.
    All you gotta do is tell those hos that you have a Tahoe. Like all good hookers, they know this means they don't have to spring for a hotel, so they can save money for the penicillan.
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    Okay, just making sure!

    Ash back in the day had you beat though. That dirty would do anything to anyone, but I had to fire her since she would gave my clients every STD known to man.
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    All you gotta do is tell those hos that you have a Tahoe. Like all good hookers, they know this means they don't have to spring for a hotel, so they can save money for the penicillan.

    Damn no wonder I need new shocks!!
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Ash back in the day had you beat though. That dirty would do anything to anyone, but I had to fire her since she would gave my clients every STD known to man.
    Sad thing is..some thought the itching afterward was better than the pussy.
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    Hey Sanka, you dead?
    Ya Mon!



    Midge, you dead?
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Good thing I DO know what I am doing. You don't get all the myspace ho's for NOT knowing what you are doing.
    No she's right; you don't really have to know anything to be a myspace success!
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    read the label...it will tell you that you are going to die.

    call poison control...1 800 222 1222
    I took a shot of Cabo and opened a Shiner. I should be fine.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Wouldn't that be a Ta-ho?
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    I took a shot of Cabo and opened a Shiner. I should be fine.
    cool, My civic duty has been done.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    TAHOE

    roflroflroflrofl

    /mookie crew
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    cool, My civic duty has been done.
    Your finally got rid of your crabs?
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    Your finally got rid of your crabs?
    never had then....And I can't tell you why I don't have them.....
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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    I took a shot of Cabo and opened a Shiner. I should be fine.
    Did you have fun on New Year's Eve?
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