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[midgetonadonkey]

Mormons are stupid.

[CuckingFunt]

As a matter of fact, I have a brand new shrinky dink oven in my closet...

I realize I'm getting into this conversation late, but...

ing Shrinky Dinks were created by Satan himself!

One of the few scars I have that hasn't faded with time is a Popple shaped burn mark on my left inner thigh from Shrinky Dink play time gone horrible wrong. Seriously, who the decided that oven baked plastic was a good toy for kids?

[katyon6th]

So, a shrinky dink oven actually exists? I thought she made that up.

[CuckingFunt]

So, a shrinky dink oven actually exists? I thought she made that up.

Don't know. I made my Shrinky Dinks in the regular oven.

[Jekka]

I donated blood today. I asked if there was a way that I can keep my blood out of a mormon. They asked why. I said it is because I don't like mormons. And they said they can't tell me who gets the blood. And I said that I really hope it doesn't go into a mormon. Then they poked me with a needle.

I really hope my blood doesn't go into a mormon.

Mormons are scary. Almost as scary as Jehovah's Witnesses.

[strangeweather]

Mormons are scary. Almost as scary as Jehovah's Witnesses.

Ehhh. Mormons are just Utah Baptists.

[CuckingFunt]

Mormons are scary. Almost as scary as Jehovah's Witnesses.

I've yet to readjust my heirarchy of creepy religious beliefs since Scientology has kicked it up a notch.

[Extra Stout]

Mormons are scary. Almost as scary as Jehovah's Witnesses.

Really? I've found JW to be really frightening, but Mormons to be quite lovely for people who believe they will inherit their own planet to be gods of. That's a really big carrot to get you to straighten up and fly right.

[Jekka]

Really? I've found JW to be really frightening, but Mormons to be quite lovely for people who believe they will inherit their own planet to be gods of. That's a really big carrot to get you to straighten up and fly right.

The walls on the Mormon Tabernacle in Utah are upwards of 9 feet thick. Exactly what do they think they are keeping out? Those people are creepy.

[Extra Stout]

The walls on the Mormon Tabernacle in Utah are upwards of 9 feet thick. Exactly what do they think they are keeping out? Those people are creepy.

Isn't their creepiness really just an antiseptic quality though? And they did start that whole scrapbooking craze.

[ashbeeigh]

Mormons are scary. Almost as scary as Jehovah's Witnesses.

Some little mormon boy confessed his love for my 15 year old sister earlier this week in a love letter. All though it was really cute she has a cuter little boyfriend which he was well aware of. I have to agree with Jekka.

[Jekka]

Isn't their creepiness really just an antiseptic quality though? And they did start that whole scrapbooking craze.

Oh don't get me started on scrapbooking, geez

And I agree with CuckingFunt - as scary as Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses and Baptists and Jerry Falwell followers are, Scientologists are still sadder.

[Extra Stout]

Mormons believe that God descended from heaven and stuck his heavenly rod into Mary, and had an emission of sacred God-sperm which then resulted in the conception of Jesus.

What is so creepy about that?

[Extra Stout]

Oh don't get me started on scrapbooking, geez

And I agree with CuckingFunt - as scary as Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses and Baptists and Jerry Falwell followers are, Scientologists are still sadder.

Dammit now you've pissed me off. I'm going to force you to watch bad science fiction movies in my cinema for thousands of years, then stick you in a volcano and nuke you.

-Xenu

[CuckingFunt]

Isn't their creepiness really just an antiseptic quality though? And they did start that whole scrapbooking craze.

Eeeeww!

That's the supreme high ruler of creepy behaviors.

Cannibalism and necrophilia even make more sense to me than the urge to "scrapbook."

[Jekka]

Eeeeww!

That's the supreme high ruler of creepy behaviors.

Cannibalism and necrophilia even make more sense to me than the urge to "scrapbook."

Ahahahaha I knew I liked you for a reason.

Some people just should not be allowed to use glue guns.

[Jekka]

Mormons believe that God descended from heaven and stuck his heavenly rod into Mary, and had an emission of sacred God-sperm which then resulted in the conception of Jesus.

What is so creepy about that?

So then they would believe in St Teresa's "ecstasy"?

[CuckingFunt]

Ahahahaha I knew I liked you for a reason.

Some people just should not be allowed to use glue guns.

In general, I have a pretty long standing hatred for large groups of people who decide to turn a noun into a verb -- antiquing? what the ? -- but scrapbooking is easily the most offensive manifestation of that particular trend.

[Asshole]

you ashbeeigh
you jman
you naspurs
you 1billups1
you asshole
you squid
you rocky dennis
you extra stout
you ginobili is god
you ashbeeigh
you jaime escalante

:EMOTICON :EMOTICON

[Melmart1]

Scrapbooking is the bane of social existence right now. But don't worry- something equally foul will come and take its place. At least I don't live in Virginia anymore with my neighbor the Creative Memories consultant.

Jekka's new avy rules, btw! and i hate cats, too!

[CuckingFunt]

Jekka's new avy rules, btw! and i hate cats, too!

Wait, wait, WAIT!

Just, hold on a minute...

Does this mean we've found a lesbian that doesn't like cats?? I refuse to beleive it!

[Melmart1]

I said cats.. not pussy.

[Jekka]

In general, I have a pretty long standing hatred for large groups of people who decide to turn a noun into a verb -- antiquing? what the ? -- but scrapbooking is easily the most offensive manifestation of that particular trend.

At least you'll never have to worry about thrift-store shopping becoming "thrifting".

[CuckingFunt]

I said cats.. not pussy.

Well, that's certainly reassuring.

You're still disproving a huge stereotype, however.

[Jekka]

Jekka's new avy rules, btw! and i hate cats, too!

My cat is awesome. Manny thinks so, too