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  1. #3826
    Believe.
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    my
    i found nemo is offline

  2. #3827
    Believe.
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    i found nemo is offline

  3. #3828
    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    My previous statement was unclear. I meant that the Texans will be the next team from Texas to win a Super Bowl.
    So no Texas team is going to make it until mid-century?
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    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    hey-hey-lets go seka tu!
    taka su namoto, protect my balls

    heda ne sukado so lets fighting:

    lets fighting love!!!
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  5. #3830
    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    There was a ing scorpion in the kitchen.

    I'm all freaked out! I'm going to sleep with one eye open tonight. I read though that one out of 30 scorpions are deadly in the US and that 4 people die each year from scorpion related death or something in the US as well.

    Son of a , watch me hit jackpot
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    A friend of mine was given a cactus several years ago (I forget which variety) and after she'd had it for a couple of months, she started to complain that the cactus was throbbing. We all thought she was nuts, until the night a whole bunch of baby scorpions started crawling out of it. It was like something out of a ing horror movie.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    hey-hey-lets go seka tu!
    taka su namoto, protect my balls

    heda ne sukado so lets fighting:

    lets fighting love!!!
    ing dammit, what's this from? I can hear it in my head, but I'm completely drawing a blank...
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  8. #3833
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    There was a ing scorpion in the kitchen.
    The bigger they are the less dangerous they are. Or so I remember. And, like you said...
    Scorpion venoms are optimized for other arthropods and therefore most scorpions are relatively harmless to humans; stings produce only local effects (such as pain, numbness or swelling).
    so does wikipedia.
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    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    A friend of mine was given a cactus several years ago (I forget which variety) and after she'd had it for a couple of months, she started to complain that the cactus was throbbing. We all thought she was nuts, until the night a whole bunch of baby scorpions started crawling out of it. It was like something out of a ing horror movie.
    I'm a total wimp when it comes to bugs so I'll say that gave me goosebumps and made me nauseous. I would run like if I saw that.

    Geez now I'm all paranoid looking around like crazy.
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    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    The bigger they are the less dangerous they are. Or so I remember. And, like you said...

    so does wikipedia.
    I can't tell if the one I saw was a baby or a small adult scorpion but it's dead for sure now.
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  11. #3836
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I'm a total wimp when it comes to bugs so I'll say that gave me goosebumps and made me nauseous. I would run like if I saw that.

    Geez now I'm all paranoid looking around like crazy.
    Then I'll spare you the story of the "bug bite" my ex-roommate's sister's fiancee got in South America.

    I'm a wimp when it comes to all things creepy and crawly myself, and was out the door and practically across the street within a few seconds of the first scorpion emerging.
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    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    Actually I wouldn't mind reading that "bug bite" story. I'll know what NOT to do in South America by what you tell me.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Actually I wouldn't mind reading that "bug bite" story. I'll know what NOT to do in South America by what you tell me.
    I don't know too many of the details on this one, but I think it might be best to avoid sleeping in a tent in South America.

    And, the meat of the story is that he came back to the states with what he thought was a really bad bug bite on his cheek, but was actually a spider's egg sack that eventually hatched. Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it.
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    cuckingfunt when are we gonna again?

  15. #3840
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    cuckingfunt when are we gonna again?
    Again?
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    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    but I think it might be best to avoid sleeping in a tent in South America.

    and here i thought that was as well known as norcal being white
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    and here i thought that was as well known as norcal being white
    I would have thought so, too.
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    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    I don't know too many of the details on this one, but I think it might be best to avoid sleeping in a tent in South America.

    And, the meat of the story is that he came back to the states with what he thought was a really bad bug bite on his cheek, but was actually a spider's egg sack that eventually hatched. Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it.
    Heebie jeebies is an understatement to me. I don't even know what to say to something like that. It's ing nasty!

    I'm going to get some flak for this but.... I don't care. I was in the restroom a long time ago doing my business (oh style) at this old house which had a crack around the bathtub of the floor. Anyway, I was doing my business when I saw something with a white furry face trying to squeeze out of the crack. It was a ing possum. I thought I saw the face of death, I really did. I didn't even think about wiping my ass. I just pulled my pants and got the out of there. That's how much these weird animals freak me out.

    Anyway I did clean myself after the coast was clear but people around me that I had seen a ghost.
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    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    lol my post is going to be here all night for people to read. How wonderful. I will kill this thread with that post until morning.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I used to see possums all the time when I lived in LA. Their faces are ing evil looking.
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    More Cushion for the Pushin' .VF21's Avatar
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    cuckingfunt when are we gonna again?
    I have been asking her the same thing for quite some time now.
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  22. #3847
    Believe.
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    cuckingfunt when are we gonna again?

    I had sex with CuckingFunt too.
    Last edited by Tron; 08-22-2006 at 01:47 AM.
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  23. #3848
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Kings fans have completely ed this whole forum up. them. them all.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Kings fans have completely ed this whole forum up. them. them all.
    I wish I could disagree.
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    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    Kings fans have completely ed this whole forum up. them. them all.

    I never post in this hole of a thread because it seems spurs fans have ed it up without any outside help.
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