Free Quattro Razor

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I knew the CF would appreciate it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Trainwreck, do you want your asshole sucked?

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh yeah, I'm not ugly, but I could use a little work

Dude, only chicks think they need a little help. You need to believe that you are the tiger and fat chicks are the gazelle. It's all about at ude.

[MannyIsGod]

Sometimes you just need a new viewpoint to see that beauty. Which is why you should not only hit it from behind, but from the bottom and from the top and from the front. You must find the beauty.

[CuckingFunt]

Trainwreck, do you want your asshole sucked?

That's the kind of fatherly question that creates porn stars and strippers.

[ashbeeigh]

I think trainwreck is looking for more then just a , he has to be attached some how. What a girl.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sometimes you just need a new viewpoint to see that beauty. Which is why you should not only hit it from behind, but from the bottom and from the top and from the front. You must find the beauty.

Wiser words have never been spoken.

To add to Manny's wisdom, if you have to put a pillow over the face to find the beauty that is also acceptable.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think trainwreck is looking for more then just a , he has to be attached some how. What a girl.

Shut the up. You aren't helping.

[Marklar MM]

You guys always have the best advice. Thanks Spurstalk.com

[MannyIsGod]

Trianwreck, its not like they're asking you to go out and Ashbeigh.

[midgetonadonkey]

There are plenty of hot hookers that advertise in the back of the SA Current that can fill his needs.

[Silver21_Black20]

You guys are ed up. Leave Trainwreck alone.

[CuckingFunt]

if you have to put a pillow over the face to find the beauty that is also acceptable.

Is that what necro-Mario did to Princess Peach?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is that what necro-Mario did to Princess Peach?

Necro Mario wanted it so bad he broke the es neck and hit if afterward. That's gangsta.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Trainwreck, all you have to do is go to yahoo chatrooms, tell everyone your typical a/s/l and that you wanna , then find chicks that want to . It's THAT SIMPLE. you know who taught me this idiot-proof technique?

the midge.

i didn't know what yahoo or chatrooms were until i posted in the quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

That reminds me...

[Trainwreck2100]

Why must the quattro always get steered towards my virginity.

[CuckingFunt]

Necro Mario wanted it so bad he broke the es neck and hit if afterward. That's gangsta.

Necro Mario is the REAL Italian Stallion.

[midgetonadonkey]

Trainwreck, all you have to do is go to yahoo chatrooms, tell everyone your typical a/s/l and that you wanna , then find chicks that want to . It's THAT SIMPLE. you know who taught me this idiot-proof technique?

the midge.

i didn't know what yahoo or chatrooms were until i posted in the quattro.

haha I remember that conversation. It really works.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

oh
i am drunk

[Marklar MM]

I miss AOL chatrooms.

"A/S/L"
"Nude pics of hot blonde...type 333"
"333"
"333"
"333"
"M/22 Wanna cyber...type 423"
...
...
"Nude pics of super hot chick...type 922 to see them"
"922"
"922"
"922"
"18/F blonde wants to cyber...type 888"
"888"
"888"
"888"
"888"

[midgetonadonkey]

Why must the quattro always get steered towards my virginity.

Because you haven't lost it yet. Once you lose it the topic will change.

[CuckingFunt]

You could always go for a craigslist pros ute.

[midgetonadonkey]

This gif made me dry heave, and there is not much that grosses me out.

[Marklar MM]

Drive down the street at night. There are bound to be some hookers lying around somewhere.