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  1. #3851
    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Yeah I'm serious. You can find anything at the flea market.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I wrote a 3 page how-to paper on how to write how-to papers for some dumb freshman chick. She gave me 20 dollars. That is officially my first paying writing gig. It took me 45 minutes and the tone is so smart assy that she may be in trouble.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    To the left, to the right
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Depends on the professor. My college papers were always 100% smart ass and snarky and some of my professors loved them.
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    To the left, to the right
    I'm still trying to figure out when being compared to a mini mall became praise.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Depends on the professor. My college papers were always 100% smart ass and snarky and some of my professors loved them.
    That wasn't because you were giving up the drawers to them, was it?
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    I've never given up any drawers to any teachers/professors in my life.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I'm still trying to figure out when being compared to a mini mall became praise.
    1. When you're a Flea Market
    2. When you're in Montgomery, AL
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I've never given up any drawers to any teachers/professors in my life.
    I know that's not true for the female ones. I've seen The L Word. In California, all women sleep with each other, especially if one is in a position of power
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I know that's not true for the female ones. I've seen The L Word. In California, all women sleep with each other, especially if one is in a position of power
    That is, quite unfortunatley, not true.

    Also, none of my professors were Jennifer Beals, though I doubt it would have made any difference.



    And, oh yeah, you "L Word" for getting rid of Sarah Shahi. you right in your ear.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    And, oh yeah, you "L Word" for getting rid of Sarah Shahi. you right in your ear.
    Didn't she go to some network show?
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Didn't she go to some network show?
    Yes.

    But that network show didn't involve any nekkid lesbian love scenes and was, thusly, canceled.
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    Yes.

    But that network show didn't involve any nekkid lesbian love scenes and was, thusly, canceled.
    You know, there's not nearly enough of that on TV.
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    You know, there's not nearly enough of that on TV.
    I wholeheartedly agree.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    You know, there's not nearly enough of that on TV.
    Which is the only reason to watch The L Word. Otherwise, I find that show incredibly annoying.
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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Depends on the professor. My college papers were always 100% smart ass and snarky and some of my professors loved them.
    Same here - I wrote a paper on how Barbie is misogynistic and racist for an American Studies class that I'm surprised wasn't marked down for the amount of sarcasm. All of my papers on Camus were that way, too ... but I don't know how you'd write a paper on Camus without being a smartass.
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    Which is the only reason to watch The L Word. Otherwise, I find that show incredibly annoying.
    It really is awful.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    What is The L Word? Is it a porno? I have never heard of it.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    What is The L Word? Is it a porno? I have never heard of it.
    It's a show about a bunch of hot lesbians tonguing each other between cappucinnos. You wouldn't be interested.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I think lesbians should be more open in public. I have seen many chick/dude combos make out and do a few other things in public, but I have yet to see any chick/chick couples do the same. I feel cheated.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Same here - I wrote a paper on how Barbie is misogynistic and racist for an American Studies class that I'm surprised wasn't marked down for the amount of sarcasm. All of my papers on Camus were that way, too ... but I don't know how you'd write a paper on Camus without being a smartass.
    I suppose you're going to say you didn't give up any drawers, either.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I think lesbians should be more open in public. I have seen many chick/dude combos make out and do a few other things in public, but I have yet to see any chick/chick couples do the same. I feel cheated.
    Go to a Silver Stars game.
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  24. #3874
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    It's a show about a bunch of hot lesbians tonguing each other between cappucinnos. You wouldn't be interested.
    Both chicks in the couple are hot? That is not realistic, yet I would still love to watch that. Nothing is hotter than a hot chick sucking the clit of another hot chick.
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  25. #3875
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    It's not about a couple of chicks. It's about a couple dozen of them. Most are at least a little hot, and all dress in the latest fashions, even the poor ones. So you can tell how incredibly realistic it is.

    I'd tell you more, but I imagine you find this repulsive.
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