Free Quattro Razor (5)

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't want to live a world where we can't say juice.

[CuckingFunt]

You still have your virgin air mattress.

Not for long. The cat keeps eyeing it and sharpening her claws.

[CuckingFunt]

With all the goings on here lately, is the phrase juice still acceptable?

God, I hope so.

[peewee's lovechild]

There aren't any chairs in there, either, which bothers me.

While I wasn't particularly looking forward to hanging out in the hot laundry room and watching the washing machine, I don't know that I trust the new surroundings enough to feel comfortable leaving it unattended yet.

There's no way that I'd leave my stuff unattended.

I used to go with a 12 pack in a cooler and just hang out until it was all done.
Sure, people would look at me funny sometime, but I couldn't just sit there doing nothing.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to create a recipe where 1/4 of a cup of juice is required.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't want to live a world where we can't say juice.

I don't want to live in a world without juice.

That stuff puts hair on your chest.

[midgetonadonkey]

It will read like this.

ingredients:
1/4 c. juice

Directions:
Slowly pour in juice while stirring. Add more to taste.

[CuckingFunt]

There's no way that I'd leave my stuff unattended.

I used to go with a 12 pack in a cooler and just hang out until it was all done.
Sure, people would look at me funny sometime, but I couldn't just sit there doing nothing.

That's the thing -- nowhere to sit. I was ready to bring a book and hang out, but... I need a chair, at least.

Probably would have just hopped up on one of the machines, but went ahead and left since I can see the laundry room from my front window.

[midgetonadonkey]

I used to smoke joints in my old laundry room.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want to create a recipe where 1/4 of a cup of juice is required.

2 cups of orange juice, 2 cups of grapefruit juice, 1/2 cup of lemon juice, 1 cup of Vodka, 1 cup of Cointreu, 1/2 cup of Framboise.

Mix all that with 1 1/2 cups of Tonic water and 1/4 cup of juice and you have my world renowned Citrus Surprise.

[midgetonadonkey]

That sounds like a nice recipe. All we need is a juicer and we are set.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's the thing -- nowhere to sit. I was ready to bring a book and hang out, but... I need a chair, at least.

Probably would have just hopped up on one of the machines, but went ahead and left since I can see the laundry room from my front window.

You weren't thinking of doing that for the benefit of the spin cycle, are you?

[midgetonadonkey]

I got a juicer in my pants. /rimshot

[peewee's lovechild]

That sounds like a nice recipe. All we need is a juicer and we are set.

I wonder if we can get any volunteers here.

[peewee's lovechild]

I got a juicer in my pants. /rimshot

I don't think your oversized clit is an effective juicer of anything.

[CuckingFunt]

You weren't thinking of doing that for the benefit of the spin cycle, are you?

Heavens no!

The windows don't close all the way.

[CuckingFunt]

I got a juicer in my pants. /rimshot

There's a toy called a juicer.

It's made of glass.

I've never tried it, though.

[midgetonadonkey]

This picture still cracks me up.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's a toy called a juicer.

It's made of glass.

I've never tried it, though.

Note to self:

Buy sex toy called "Juicer" and travel westward towards Northern California.

[midgetonadonkey]

Olde School Midge hath returned!

[peewee's lovechild]

I just read a thread where the gay boy known as Norcal called CF a .

I guess that means that it's okay to use " juice" all over the Club again.

I feel liberated.

[peewee's lovechild]

Olde School Midge hath returned!

I don't want to think about alcohol right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

You must be really hungover. , you were drunk when we met you at bar.

[CuckingFunt]

Peewee drank WAY too much last night.

[peewee's lovechild]

You must be really hungover. , you were drunk when we met you at bar.

I just drank waaaaaaay too much last night.

I wanted to stop, but the imaginary Kori kept getting me to drink. She was like Mr. Brownstone.