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  1. #3851
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    And why are you taking logic, Art Major?
    I needed a Philosophy class as part of that last little bit of general ed I'm finishing up.
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  2. #3852
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    What the is the liquor lady?
    She works for the company but she also is part owner of a liquor store so every few weeks she brings the people that work in the ofc, like me , a bottle of liquor.
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  3. #3853
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    The liquor lady called and I asked for Jager.

    Good choice?
    Can you get me a bottle of Vodka?
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  4. #3854
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    Can you get me a bottle of Vodka?
    Do you work in my ofc?
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  5. #3855
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Do you work in my ofc?
    Nooooo, but you can still get me one.

    Just tell her you're having a party and that you need an extra bottle.
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  6. #3856
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    There's a new workstudy here named Ruby.

    With a name like Ruby, aren't you supposed to be hot??
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  7. #3857
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    The other workstudy, though, is hotter than the eternal flames of !!!!!!!

    God damn, I love to see her walking around!!
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  8. #3858
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    There's a new workstudy here named Ruby.

    With a name like Ruby, aren't you supposed to be hot??
    Most of the Ruby's I've encountered are 80-year-old black women.

    And pets. Lots of pets named Ruby.
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  9. #3859
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    The other workstudy, though, is hotter than the eternal flames of !!!!!!!

    God damn, I love to see her walking around!!
    midge told me all the workstudies were ugly.
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  10. #3860
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Most of the Ruby's I've encountered are 80-year-old black women.

    And pets. Lots of pets named Ruby.
    But, I know a couple of Ruby's (one in particular) that have been hot as . Plus, there's almost always a hot stripper named Ruby (or diamond, crystal, saphire, jewel, jade . . .).
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  11. #3861
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    midge told me all the workstudies were ugly.
    Midge lied . . . to your face.

    This revelation should be used to punish him with no sex for a month, at least.
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  12. #3862
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Good morning. I mean afternoon. I just woke up as I was out all early morning having my teeth drilled. Fun. Then after I was feeling all sorry for myself I decided I deserved a special treat. So I went to Baskin-Robbins and got a frozen cappucino thing. Tasted okay, but when I got home it hit my stomach like a ton of bricks and I puked twice. Nothing else to do but take a couple of T3's and go to bed. But now I'm awake and in a super pissed off mood and the first rugrat is due home in 20 minutes!!! SO how is YOUR day?
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    midge told me all the workstudies were ugly.
    The workstudy I hired is ugly. I have nothing to do with any workstudy not in my department.
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  14. #3864
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    midge's fantasy bedroom

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  15. #3865
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Don't know who that Mickey dude is but I would tell him to wear his cup.
    Mikey.

    You're catching all my mistakes today.
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  16. #3866
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    hey peewee
    did you rub yourself raw this weekend?
    <----------------------
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  17. #3867
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    The workstudy I hired is ugly. I have nothing to do with any workstudy not in my department.
    You lying bas .

    Sandra doesn't deserve this.

    I stand by my previous statement and I still say that she should punish you with no sex. Or, at least deny you your favorite position . . . the pile driver. I still can not, for the life of me, understand how she can lift you up that way.
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  18. #3868
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    hey peewee
    did you rub yourself raw this weekend?
    <----------------------
    I have to let it rest for at least three to four days.

    I'm out of sperms.
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  19. #3869
    Darkseid Is. Mister Sinister's Avatar
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    I have to let it rest for at least three to four days.

    I'm out of sperms.
    No, you're not. You just have carpal tunnel.
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  20. #3870
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I have to let it rest for at least three to four days.

    I'm out of sperms.
    i see.

    what was your last avatar from?
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Mikey.

    You're catching all my mistakes today
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  22. #3872
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    There must be something in the air today -- I got hit on two more times during my last stint on campus.
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  23. #3873
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    i see.

    what was your last avatar from?
    I don't know, Midge sent it to me.

    I have another one that I want to put up, but it's a bit too graphic.
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  24. #3874
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    There must be something in the air today -- I got hit on two more times during my last stint on campus.
    They've heard of the legend that is The Funt.
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  25. #3875
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    They've heard of the legend that is The Funt.
    or they noticed her ties.
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