Star track thread
Maybe. My Flying Monkeyish was always kind of rusty.
Star track thread
my confession for today is when shoog was in town and i bought him a drink at dave and busters i covertly asked the hostess to get me a shot of water and say it was vodka. i was already past my drunk point and i didnt want to be killing any families of 4 on my way home.
w00t w00t. Shagia found himself a working torrent of Space Runaway Ideon.
"If ya wanna get with a winner, you got to lose that chicken dinner!"
Nobody digs your music but yourself!Star track thread
The elliptical machine I use at physical therapy is called the "Star Track". No lie.
My confession for today is that I paid one of the waiters to piss in that shot of water.
My confession for today is that I paid a transsexual hooker to molest Shoog as he sleeps.
God damned Vicodin isn't working anymore!!!
I think I'm moving on to heroin.
I'm convinced that hospitals are staffed with s.
This male nurse (oxymoron) looked up my hospital gown three times to see if I had a catheter.
Then, before I was to be released, I asked if I could take a shower. They said I could but that I needed to be patched up with a waterproof bandage.
So, this looking male nurse comes in and patches me up. What does he ask me as I turn on the shower???
"Do you need me to help you shower?"
!!!
I told him to off.
Seriously, people.
Get me some ing H!!!!!!!!
You can fake it for a while,
bite your tongue and smile,
like every mother does her ugly child.
But it starts to leaking out,
like spittle from a cloud,
amassed resentment pelting ounce and pound.
You entertaining any doubts,
'cause you had to know that I was fond of you.
Fond of Y-O-U.
Though I knew you masked your disdain
I can see the change was just too hard for us,
hard for us,
you always had to hold the reigns,
but where I'm headed you just don't know the way.
My confession is that I never sleep, and even if I did I wouldn't let peewee anywhere near me.
peewee!! Didn't see you there. How ya doin' pal?
So affections fade away,
or do adults just learn to play,
the most ridiculous repulsive games?
All our favorite ruddy sons,
and their double-barrelled guns,
you'd better hurry rabbit, run, run, run!
'Cause mincing you is fun,
and there's a lot of hungry hatters in this world set on taking over.
But brittle thorny stems,
they break before they bend, and neither one of us is one of them.
And the tears will never mend,
'cause you had it in for me so long ago.
I don't know why and I don't care,
well hardly anymore.
If you'd only seen yourself hating me,
hating me,
when I'd been so much more than fair.
But then you'd have to lay those feelings bare.
The one thing I know has still got you scared.
Yeah all that cold ire,
and never once aired on a dare!
You had to know know that I was fond of you.
Fond of Y-O-U.
So I took your licks at the time.
A change like that is just so hard to do,
don't let it whip-crack you life.
And I'll bow out from the fight -
Those old pious sisters were right -
the worst part is over, now get back on that horse and ride.
I'm hurtin'.
Gatcho bad, as they say back home.
It's like 50 degrees and I'm ing sweating.
I think something went wrong with the surgery, I'm not even ing around.
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