Free Quattro Razor (8)

[Melmart1]

I found out recently I still have my public library card from Seattle. Thier libraries were awesome.

[ORION]

I personally hate taking books from the library, I never return them on time. I bet I owe money in four different states.

I bet Midge has a picture of you that is published from Library monthly saying " Do not check out books to this woman"

[ShoogarBear]

Thier libraries were awesome.

Not that awesome, apparently.

[ORION]

I found out recently I still have my public library card from Seattle. Thier libraries were awesome.

well its not like they can actually go out and enjoy the outdoors

[ShoogarBear]

Does Library Monthly come with a centerfold?

[ORION]

Not that awesome, apparently.

[Melmart1]

I bet Midge has a picture of you that is published from Library monthly saying " Do not check out books to this woman"

Actually, I pictured him more like the kid from Better Off Dead who hounds people over the paper route money, only for late library dues.

[ORION]

Does Library Monthly come with a centerfold?

of course

[midgetonadonkey]

haha I should do that. That would be fun.

[ShoogarBear]

You should only go try to collect from the people who have overdue sex books.

[midgetonadonkey]

Pee Wee had me request like 5 different Kama Sutra books from different places because ours doesn't have any. One of them was called "The Gay Kama Sutra". No bull .

[ORION]

Actually, I pictured him more like the kid from Better Off Dead who hounds people over the paper route money, only for late library dues.

I can also see midge throwing a few molotov tails at their cars as well

[midgetonadonkey]

I can also see midge throwing a few molotov tails at their cars as well

You gotta make them pay somehow.

[ShoogarBear]

I would NOT try to collect from the people who checked out Survivalist and Urban Guerillia Warfare books.

[ORION]

You gotta make them pay somehow.

I can picture you dressed like Rambo 2 checking out books and you see a student across the way who owes and you tell the person your checking out "one moment please" then you reach for your composite bow and shoot an arrow across the court yard at the book fee offender

[midgetonadonkey]

That's quite an imagination you have there orion. I'm impressed.

[ShoogarBear]

Is imagination a euphemism?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

haha I should do that. That would be fun.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Midge the Librarian

[ShoogarBear]

A true classic.

Although I can't recall the last time I've been someplace where they use Dewey Decimal.

[ORION]

That's quite an imagination you have there orion. I'm impressed.

that's what I do all day.

[Melmart1]

Pee Wee had me request like 5 different Kama Sutra books from different places because ours doesn't have any. One of them was called "The Gay Kama Sutra". No bull .

Do any of the positions involve produce?

[ORION]

I have made suggestions to getting beer today .... I will post a picture of that and if I happen to get any pictures of ladies in the shot ....oh well

[1369]

I wonder if PeeWee asked her to use produce?

[peewee's lovechild]

woot woot

Further proof of your unnatural gayness.