to the tune of Sting & the Police's Roxanne:
walter & vex, you don't have to talk sports tonight
Those days are over
You don't have to run a sports talk show right
Walter & vex, you should wear that dress tonight
Knowing nothing about sports
Nate Lundy don't care if its wrong or if its right
walter & Vex, you never get your facts right
walter & vex, your opinions are ever slight
not talking sports tonight?
please talk sports tonight!
why won't you talk sports tonight!
i am begging you talk sports tonight!
you never talk sports at night!
i hate STSA since i heard ya
so i'll always talk down to ya
I have to tell the world just how i feel
Or I would not be doing justice to myself
I know my mind is made up
So put on your make up
Told you once I told you a million times...your a bad host
walter & vex, i have a perfect job for your night
walter & vex, take your dresses and your TJ flight
Your sucking donkey balls tonight
Your munching donkey tonight
stay on your knees tonight
its big hollywood lights tonight
your gonna be stars tonight
lights....camera....action
your the stars tonight
you've been preparing your whole life
your the stars tonight
enjoy yourself tonight.....