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[CuckingFunt]

Listen here my children. God has come to me and told me he can forgive your sins for the low price of $29.95 plus tax. Help me have your sins forgiven so you can live an everlasting life at the right hand of our lord.

I only take cash and money orders.

I've got a LOT of sins to confess. Can I get some sort of group rate?

[midgetonadonkey]

I've got a LOT of sins to confess. Can I get some sort of group rate?

I just asked God about that and he said for the low price of $94.99 we can have half of your sins forgiven. The other half would have to be paid individually.

[CuckingFunt]

I just asked God about that and he said for the low price of $94.99 we can have half of your sins forgiven. The other half would have to be paid individually.

that madness. The sinning is usually free.

[mcornelio]

damn you... i had my sin erased once... that cost a boatload... i had this suit and they got ing holy water all over the ... was ruined.

[TheIllusionist]

It's an illusion.

Maybe....maybe not.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Listen here my children. God has come to me and told me he can forgive your sins for the low price of $29.95 plus tax. Help me have your sins forgiven so you can live an everlasting life at the right hand of our lord.

I only take cash and money orders.

Now exactly where are the collected funds going to to be funneled?
If I'm going to send you my hard earned money that I have initially earmarked for booze, strippers and the Mastodon show in San Diego this weekend, I want, no, DEMAND to know exactly where and how said funds are being spent and how much of them are going to be lining the waistbands of other exotic dancers not in my area.
It's only fair.

[midgetonadonkey]

Now exactly where are the collected funds going to to be funneled?
If I'm going to send you my hard earned money that I have initially earmarked for booze, strippers and the Mastodon show in San Diego this weekend, I want, no, DEMAND to know exactly where and how said funds are being spent and how much of them are going to be lining the waistbands of other exotic dancers not in my area.
It's only fair.

Your money will be spent on prositutes, coke and booze. I mean, it will go to the church and the children.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

it will go to the church and the children.

Sorry.
You should've stuck with option 1.
I only contribute money to causes that help speed up the downfall of mankind and society.

[Das Texan]

is this the new oh ?


or the reincarnation of the thread i missed previously?

[midgetonadonkey]

Daniel LaRusso is gonna fight?

[midgetonadonkey]

Daniel LaRusso is gonna fight!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is it really true that "Soup is good food" or merely a clever marketing ploy by the Campbell's corporation?

[katyon6th]

I heard chicken soup is for the soul.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I heard chicken soup is for the soul.

That's merely a clever marketing ploy by the Lifetime network.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

On a side note: I was at Target earlier getting some stuff and walked through the facial care aisle. Since I've moved from San Angelo, I haven't been able to find my Mach 3 and I've been using disposables to shave.

I figured I would buy a Quattro anium.

To my surprise, it works pretty well and the replacement cartridges didn't cost a whole of a lot (in comparison).

I'll report back tonight to let you know if attractive blond women in sports bras and hot pants fall all over themselves at the sight of me.

[angel_luv]

I'll report back tonight to let you know if attractive blond women in sports bras and hot pants fall all over themselves at the sight of me.

Sounds like a V-Bookie to me.

[ShoogarBear]

He is the author of the book " He's just not that into you."

OMG, he wrote that piece of crap?

GBS = Goofy Bull .

[ShoogarBear]

I was also a consultant on "Sex and the City," but somehow, consulting the hookers on Zarzamora doesn't quite have the glamour of four women in New York City.

The hookers on Zarzamora are smarter, and less in need of a consultant.

[ShoogarBear]

On a side note: I was at Target earlier getting facial. Since I've moved from San Angelo, I haven't been able to find my Mach and I've been using disposables.

I'll report back tonight in sports bras and hot pants.

[tlongII]

Don't act like you aren't into getting bukkaked. I know the truth.

The Truth bukkaked S21B20?

[BeerIsGood!]

Do you know how to tell if you have a sensitive side or not? After you bukkake a girl - do you at least get her a towel?

Girls - if a guy gets you a towel he's a keeper. It gets no better than that.

[Kori Ellis]

Midget are you still playing in the SpursTalk dynasty league this season, if so, please message LJ so that you can make your cuts and payment arrangements. If not, then tell me so I can sell you team.

Thanks.

[Kori Ellis]

Katy's teeth are like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

























(Katy told me I had to say something nice about her to avoid people talking about her drinking piss.)

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah I probably won't be able to.

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah I probably won't be able to.

LOL Thanks for telling us when we've been asking for the last 2 months.