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Trump gets high
I'll just be grateful if he doesn't assassinate Trump at one of their monthly sits.
Trump gets high
...living rent free in your gourd.
My fkn God...
In ANY context this man is not only stupid, he cannot keep subjects categorized in his head.
Yeah I want this guy meeting with world leaders...
He just wanders spewing up idiotic scenarios that must have a shark somewhere amongst the drivel...
(When Stormy gave her story about Trump being fixated with sharks... you know she was with him. Reveal his mushroom man parts as further evidence.)
Last edited by pgardn; 06-10-2024 at 07:10 PM.
"I know there is a lot of current coming through that water?"
No you dont you stupid dumb fk...
And nobody has answered that question because its an absolutely ridiculous attempt to try and illustrate the dangers of lithium batteries. (and Trump's shark phobia)
Now it gets really scary. This is on the level of Madonna trying to blow Trump up...
Last edited by pgardn; 06-10-2024 at 07:09 PM.
The shark or electrocution paradox.
-Invented by Donald Trump
Mathematicians are astounded by this complex puzzle.
It will take many, many years (for people who have a relation to MIT) to solve.
HE SAYS WHAT'S ON HIS MIND, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT HIM
*this speech ranks up there with some hitler speeches…
(*if you dont understand a word of the german language)
Oh my gosh it went further...
"We are going to end up with boats for trucks" ?
The people behind him seemed to smile and... why did they not look totally perplexed knowing that they actually voted for an idiot?
That rent free thingy.
Snarky libs miss the point. The magamob is baying for their blood.
Seems sincere.
Sadly, this reminds me of something SpongeBob's friend Patrick would think up.
for tat.
“I must confess I have insulted a shark, and even sharks while they were in schools.
Now there are these people, these people. Well they have told me the sharks won’t bite me for my transgressions,
my insults, can you believe it? Ha!
Well I ain’t going back in the water with sharks. no. They are spiteful creatures.
But I will enter the water in a boat whilst laden with a lithium battery stuck up my bunghole.”
- Tales from the Donald
That speech was mind blowing.
Thats THE Republican nominee for the president of the US.
Thanks to Velik for posting that. It’s a keeper.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacheve...rk-california/Trump’s Liquor Licenses Under Scrutiny After Felony Conviction
The State of New Jersey is reviewing whether Donald Trump’s recent convictions will impact his liquor licenses, according to a spokesperson for the state attorney general’s office.
Trump is the sole owner of three golf courses in New Jersey that have active liquor licenses, according to the Division of Alcoholic Beverage Control. New Jersey law prohibits issuing a liquor license to anyone who has been convicted of a crime “involving moral turpitude.” A state handbook explains that those sorts of crimes typically involve “dishonesty, fraud or depravity” severe enough to typically be punishable by more than a year in prison.
Spokespeople for the Trump Organization did not respond to requests for comment.
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That rent free thingy.
Person bitten in Hawaii wondering why she was bitten must have been a maga, from news article:
What happened in the shark attack near Honolulu, Hawaii?
The as-yet-unidentified woman, 25, was seriously injured in an apparent shark attack Friday in the waters off the island of Oahu in Hawaii near the Haleiwa Small Boat Harbor, a popular destination for shark tours,
Rent free thingy.
Yep angry sharks dont forget.
Its no mistake, you must not insult them.
They hold serious grudges. The shark in JAWS was never really hungry, just damn pissed off. These animals are high level thinkers and they remember the insults.
I mean if Obama had been in Hawaii (to clear up his birth certificate) and the former president had roasted a particular shark running for president currently, the offended shark would get Barak and Mic e on a beach somewhere at sometime. (Dont ever roast a shark in coat and tie, especially while amongst others)
Oh and..
Everybody says so.
I am stuck between emotions.
Its absolutely funny for me and at the same time startling.
I am startled into submission and laughing.
Im an easy target. Let em get me. There are a lot of old people in big MAGA hats with time to carry out executions.
I am fully aware that stupid, unreasonable, brain washed humans are more dangerous than spiteful sharks. On land...
I will be severely disappointed if Biden does not bring up sharks and batteries if debates take place.
Finally, someone is talking to these brainwashed morons...what will they tell their children?
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