Official 2018-2019 Dallas Cowboys Thread

[Millennial_Messiah]

Heath is not a bum...

Ok, I'll admit he's alright on special teams, but his zone coverage as a safety is some of the worst you'll find in the NFL... he does NOT need to be starting on defense... and his tackling is mediocre to bad at times, he got pancaked on a tackle attempt in week 4 of the season by Kerryon in Johnson who promptly scored the TD.

[Chris]

Ok, I'll admit he's alright on special teams, but his zone coverage as a safety is some of the worst you'll find in the NFL... he does NOT need to be starting on defense... and his tackling is mediocre to bad at times, he got pancaked on a tackle attempt in week 4 of the season by Kerryon in Johnson who promptly scored the TD.

I think he's earned the starting job frankly and has a track record of making big plays. He doesn't have natural athletic ability and an IQ like Darren Woodson, but makes up for it with hustle and heart. I got no problems with Heath starting whatsoever and I'm not going to throw him under the bus for getting pancaked on one play. I think he's just going to get better the more you play him and like you said he's invaluable on special teams. A real glue guy.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I think he's earned the starting job frankly and has a track record of making big plays. He doesn't have natural athletic ability and an IQ like Darren Woodson, but makes up for it with hustle and heart. I got no problems with Heath starting whatsoever and I'm not going to throw him under the bus for getting pancaked on one play. I think he's just going to get better the more you play him and like you said he's invaluable on special teams. A real glue guy.

His athleticism isn't the problem at all. I believe he ran a 4.38 40 time. He also knocked out one of the Seahawks' special teamers out for the rest of his career with a bone-jarring hit.


His problem is lack of instinct and he's one of those guys whose brain freezes when he's out there on Sundays. I'd definitely replace him with Earl Thomas in the offseason.

[Chris]

His athleticism isn't the problem at all. I believe he ran a 4.38 40 time. He also knocked out one of the Seahawks' special teamers out for the rest of his career with a bone-jarring hit.


His problem is lack of instinct and he's one of those guys whose brain freezes when he's out there on Sundays. I'd definitely replace him with Earl Thomas in the offseason.

Earl Thomas on this defense would be sick but who knows what kind of player he will be after the injury. Definitely don't want another Dez locker room cancer either. Gotta pay DLaw first.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Earl Thomas on this defense would be sick but who knows what kind of player he will be after the injury. Definitely don't want another Dez locker room cancer either. Gotta pay DLaw first.

Lawrence 5 yrs/85 million
Thomas 3 yrs/30 million
B. Jones 6 yrs/70 million extension
Irving franchise tag

[JasonGarrett]

How we doin guys!?

Good Morning! You guys gettin it done?

Gotta get the energy level up....gotta get it up....how do you gots like my process now, huh?....who's the robot now, es?

Four game winning streak.....we're kicking ass and taking names....and that's important in the National Football League....gotta take names of whose ass your kicking....

[Millennial_Messiah]

LET'S GO!!! SWEEP THE BIRDY BIRDS!!! LET'S GO

[Spurs Homer]

How we doin guys!?

Good Morning! You guys gettin it done?

Gotta get the energy level up....gotta get it up....how do you gots like my process now, huh?....who's the robot now, es?

Four game winning streak.....we're kicking ass and taking names....and that's important in the National Football League....gotta take names of whose ass your kicking....

lol

.500 coach


Hope this is your year to go over .500 "coach"

[Spurs Homer]

Hoping for that Defense to show up again!

[Spurs Homer]

Nice!

[Chris]

[Mark Celibate]

Have to give the GarrettBot props on this game tbh

Good on him to keep attacking the corner with the weak hamstring. If Dak completes that easy long pass to Gallup, the game is over and there would've been no drama. Another good call to go for it on 4th, and realizing that the Philly offense was on fire at that point in the game

Also, it's his job to have the team prepared to come out mentally every game and he seems to consistently do that week to week. me, everytime I try to like the GarrettBot he lets me down though

[JasonGarrett]

lol

.500 coach


Hope this is your year to go over .500 "coach"

I heard your little rant you went on there.....heard your little rant....and I just gotta say....gotta say...

Let me tell you about a particular process....a particular process.....that I'm going to be going through pretty soon. First things first....I'm gonna get in my car....gonna get in my car the right way....in all three areas.....then I'm gonna drive to your house in my car...in my car....the same car I got in earlier......gonna drive to your house, then I'm gonna take my ginger out and shove it up your ass....shove it up your ass....and gonna shove in your ass well...

How's that process for ya?....gonna be a good process...gonna be a successful process.....This .500 coach business that you're ranting about is pissing me off big boy...

[Chris]

[Spurs Homer]

I heard your little rant you went on there.....heard your little rant....and I just gotta say....gotta say...

Let me tell you about a particular process....a particular process.....that I'm going to be going through pretty soon. First things first....I'm gonna get in my car....gonna get in my car the right way....in all three areas.....then I'm gonna drive to your house in my car...in my car....the same car I got in earlier......gonna drive to your house, then I'm gonna take my ginger out and shove it up your ass....shove it up your ass....and gonna shove in your ass well...

How's that process for ya?....gonna be a good process...gonna be a successful process.....This .500 coach business that you're ranting about is pissing me off big boy...

Good win coach!

[Chris]

[Chris]

[Spurs Homer]

THAT - is going to be Chris/Culbear - wearing a MAGA hat and crying when Trump gets indicted for his ery!!!!

[Chris]

Zeke fined for helmet to helmet smh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Zeke fined for helmet to helmet smh

Zeke on rookie contract, Jerry better pay it tbh. If not I would hold out.

[Spurs Homer]

WTF was that?

I mean, besides -coaching, play-calling and defense?

[Spurs Homer]

that .500 coach realized he was THREE GAMES over .500 and the bed again! ing ginger pussy!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Still time for 8-8!

[StinkyWeezleteats]

[SpursforSix]

Anyone see how Garrett was smiling when he walked over to shake hands after the game? It looked like he was legitimately fine with what just happened.