In order to keep Manu from taking my wife, family, house and business, I'd be smart to pay homage to him:
for proper decorum and simply to keep Manu off your ass, please recite these lines in hushed, reverent tones with your hands clapsed firmly in prayer and kneel before your shrine to Manu and if you do not have a shrine to Manu, may Manu have mercy on your soul.
Manu keeps the sun burning.
He threatened the Soviets with Manuism...they wept.
He performs abortions and the only compensation he will accept is scotch.
He is the father of every human ever.
He wrote Stairway to Heaven and thought it was his worst composition so he sold it to Jimmy Page.
Manu once made love to Old Faithful.
I once saw Manu wrestle an alligator. Well he didn't wrestle it as much as have sex with it, but it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
It was Manu who took out his own rib to create woman, because he was really, really, horny.
Manu bought a new watch a few years back, so he gave his old one to his pal back in England. They took it and made Big Ben.
He has a summer beach house in Jurassic Park.
Manu once took a crap on Picasso... not a painting the actual artist.
only if you're Manu!!!!!!!!!!!
Manu rubbed Johnny gill the right way!!!!!
Manu is soulja boy!!!!!! crank that!
<a href='http://videopapa.com/codevideo/?id=42992'target='_blank'>Soulja Boy - Crank Dat Soulja Boy</a>
Manu didn't learn to speak English, English learned to come out of his mouth.
Manu shoots 200 jump shots a day so the ball can get used to him.
Manu invented the exclamation mark...
The Sun rises when Manu gets up.
Manu invented the color red.
Manu taught Neil Peart how to play drums.
That's all I got.
Last edited by tmtcsc; 11-01-2007 at 07:57 PM.
Manu once bowled a perfect game without throwing a single strike.
Memo to all NBA Teams:
1- Donīt hit Manu in the left eye
2- Donīt hit Manu in the nose (never!)
3- Donīt scratch Manu in the back
4- Donīt trash talking to Manu
Last edited by Cherry; 11-07-2007 at 10:26 PM.
s yeah!!
When you see a burger king commercial and they say "have it your way" they are talking to Manu since he kicked the kings ass. Everytime you have a burger, its actually manu's way.
Manu's nose is so big to let him be aerodynamic (if this word exist in english)
chuck norris jokes in any form are lame.
On Wheel of Fortune, Manu became the first contestant to ever buy a Y. Then he banged Vanna White.
hahahaha
I'm pretty sure he banged her first!
Manu can speak Braille.
Bump!
Manu is the definition for boss.
33 minutes played
11-16 FGs
7-9 3-pointers
2-2 FTs
3 Rebounds
4 Assists
3 steals
31 points
Worthy of a BUMP.
Manu can make Sequ look tall
Manu is from Argentina. However because of the way he smacks opponents around the government is considering changing its name to Argen-Ike.
Manu is smarter than the average bear.
I was straigh, married and with 3 sons... but then came Manu.
I'm manusexual for life
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