Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[sonic21]

i've just read this thread again, Hype Man Manu is awesome

[kamikazi_player]

@ this thread, there were parts of the thread where I was laughing so hard, i couldn't go to the next post.

[manufan10]

This is stupid, rappers always talk about their own cars, guns, goats and women Do you even know rap???

Here, I post it again because I have to explain why Greek rap is better. I do not need KBP to do it

[Rappin' 'Mic'an]

Guns blazin, macdaddy in the house, purp purp purple and gold
Rappin Shaq your lyrics are dope getting stale and old
I'ma take you back old school, before the 3 in the key
Plop your ass down and listen to the best center in history.
I give you the hook, the dunk, my balls in your face
And all you wannabe motheruckas tell me how my ass taste

[Rappin' V-Span]

It's time to call some peoples outs.

Gettin' tired of this mess lately.

V-Span bout to be oliver yous .........

Everybody look out, I am on the hunt,
Throw you hands up if you've got calf tats and blunts

Everybody look out, I'm about to crush you runts,
Throw you hands up if you've got calf tats and blunts

First up today, man you already know
It's the Koolaidman Lover that has gots to go
Running his manpleaser, damn the dude is a loser
He's the human equivalent of a PT Cruiser
Or a rainbow bumper sticker that is flying a kite
When Kool see's Jordan he wants to "be in" Mike

Kool trys to hide "it", you know being gay
He's probably outside boycotting Chick-Fil-A

And he lied about his stats, better start confessing
News flash dumb-ass, little weiners are a curse not a blessing
By the way Tom Cruise, Kori's taken, Timvp marked it
Just like the wildebeest that took a on your carpet

Your lifes a R.Kelly song, you is trapped in the closet
And all this "6/6/6" talk ain't gonna stop it
But hiding in the closet, it must get pretty hot
No one here believes a word you say, believe it or not
Posting pictures of penis & every other words'
You get your balloon knot pounded, tell us something we don't know

Dude, you ain't hiding anything, so quit pressing your luck
It's obvious you dance around naked while doing the "tuck"
Now cue some lame ass response, youtube vid in tact
Is weird having a vagina right next to your sac?

So let us never forget you got served by a dude in Europe,
Before you taste my ass, would you prefer jelly or syrup?

[Cessation]

I think they both fail.

[Hype Man Manu]

I was called back into action... Let's bring the whole mufuggin crew back!!

Let's get HYPE in this .

H-Y-Mufuggin-P-E ES!!!!!!

[Axe Murderer]

thread is basically dead now that trolls take months to get approved

[MavDynasty]

One of the greatest NBA forum threads of all time tbh. Miss the days where you could sign up a troll instantly.

I was one of these rappin personas but I forget which...I'll have to look through this thread a bit