Free Quattro Razor (18)

[ORION]

Expose the dance club you liar

[ORION]

what idiot gave her that.

ATRAIN and still only got half a table dance

[I. Hustle]

Expose the dance club you liar

I've never heard of it. Where is/was it?

[CuckingFunt]

ing laundry room poachers can bite my taint.

[I. Hustle]

<---- Laundry room poacher

[ORION]

I've never heard of it. Where is/was it?

shut up...

[ORION]

ing laundry room poachers can bite my taint.

someone lost their panties

[I. Hustle]

shut up...

HA HA BUSTED!

[ORION]

HA HA BUSTED!

I honestly didn't know where I was going with that one. I didn't realize you were talking about Expose in Austin. I figured it was a dance club in SA.

[CuckingFunt]

someone lost their panties

Nope. That hasn't happened, yet.

I walked down to the laundry room to make sure there were enough open machines before hefting all my clothes down there and it was completely empty. In the time it took me to walk back upstairs and get my hamper, a couple went into the laundry room and took up all but one machine.

[ORION]

Nope. That hasn't happened, yet.

I walked down to the laundry room to make sure there were enough open machines before hefting all my clothes down there and it was completely empty. In the time it took me to walk back upstairs and get my hamper, a couple went into the laundry room and took up all but one machine.

ha! Do you only have 2 machines down there? Take it to the river and clean them there

[CuckingFunt]

ha! Do you only have 2 machines down there? Take it to the river and clean them there

Four washers and four dryers (three that work) for 24 apartments. It gets brutal in there sometimes.

[ashbeeigh]

Nope. That hasn't happened, yet.

I walked down to the laundry room to make sure there were enough open machines before hefting all my clothes down there and it was completely empty. In the time it took me to walk back upstairs and get my hamper, a couple went into the laundry room and took up all but one machine.

! I hated that in college. That happened to me like 4 or 5 times and every time the person was like "Oh sorry, do you want me to come and get you when I'm done?" I was like " , you better. You just messed up my whole schedule."

[ORION]

Four washers and four dryers (three that work) for 24 apartments. It gets brutal in there sometimes.

24 apartments ! What is the name of this establishment? Sounds like a homeless shelter to me

[I. Hustle]

I say throw all their out and put yours in on their dime.

[ORION]

I say throw all their out and put yours in on their dime.

or just start turning underwear inside out and avoid washing period

[mrsmaalox]

Gawd I'm freakin famished!! I need some food.

[I. Hustle]

or just start turning underwear inside out and avoid washing period

Or just take out their dry stuff and leave your dirty unmentionables

[mrsmaalox]

or just start turning underwear inside out and avoid washing period

why even bother with underwear?

[ORION]

Or just take out their dry stuff and leave your dirty unmentionables

or piss in the washer during their rinse cycle

[ORION]

why even bother with underwear?

What if you're have Italian and you are constantly zipping up your pubes

[CuckingFunt]

24 apartments ! What is the name of this establishment? Sounds like a homeless shelter to me

It's technically two 12-unit buildings that are separately owned, but they share a parking lot and laundry room. According to the property managers, the new owners of my building have considered adding a separate laundry room to be able to keep all of the proceeds, but the cost would be outrageous and we'd lose at least four parking spots.

[ORION]

It's technically two 12-unit buildings that are separately owned, but they share a parking lot and laundry room. According to the property managers, the new owners of my building have considered adding a separate laundry room to be able to keep all of the proceeds, but the cost would be outrageous and we'd lose at least four parking spots.

four parking spots

[CuckingFunt]

I say throw all their out and put yours in on their dime.

that. I believe in karma, so I want to keep the good on my side. The way I figure it, now if the laundry room catches fire, my clothes will be the one load miraculously undamaged.

[CuckingFunt]

What if you're have Italian and you are constantly zipping up your pubes

I'm part Sicilian and I've yet to zip a pube.