Spurs: I SMELL A SKUNKER. Tim Duncan skunked in Texas.

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Yup, they are not about streaks and accolades but about championships and winning, which is what you were all about; you know, all that mumbo jumbo about winning the last game in the playoffs and stuff that you no longer talk about.

But it's you, and you alone who is now all about streaks, Duncan record setting streak for scoring in games streak to be specific. I don't see much value in this streak thing personally, but if a renowned Duncan hater can put your hatred aside and trumpet Duncan's record, I guess I will be petty not to join the parade.

...sweetheart, you've nary other choice.

[ambchang]

...sweetheart, you've nary other choice.

I can choose not to join. Why can't I?

But it's such a positive, legacy building thread for Duncan that I am really enjoying it.

Once again, thanks for bringing this amazing record to the forefront of SpursTalk, day in, day out.

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Kirby scoreless in 17 games?

November, 2015. Calling the 17-time skunker a month in advance.

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November, 2015. Calling the 17-time skunker a month in advance.

You shoulda lodged The Skunker. You didn't. You made an aside in common terms.

That ain't .

By God, next time you'll know better as you scan the box scores...tee, hee.

[ambchang]

Oh noes ... not back to Kobe again. But since we are on the subject, what was Kobe's streak? Was it 1,359?

[ambchang]

^ Gee ... my bad, can't be. Because as Thread pointed out to us all, 1,359 is the record held by the one and only Tim Theodore Duncan.

Thanks Thread.

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^^^

You shoulda lodged The Skunker. You didn't. You made an aside in common terms.

That ain't .

By God, next time you'll know better as you scan the box scores...tee, hee.

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You shoulda lodged The Skunker. You didn't. You made an aside in common terms.

That ain't .

By God, next time you'll know better as you scan the box scores...tee, hee.

Oh I lodged it. I lodged it hard. I rammed that skunker right up your boy's ass, no lube. You just weren't around to witness, since I had sent you to the reading room to repair your damaged ego.

I lodged 17.

And you're just riding my gravy train, thinking because you pressed "Start New Thread" you somehow have rights. Nuh uh. You can play your semantic shuffle, but I was first, a month before you.

Me.

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Oh I lodged it. I lodged it hard. I rammed that skunker right up your boy's ass, no lube. You just weren't around to witness, since I had sent you to the reading room to repair your damaged ego.

I lodged 17.

And you're just riding my gravy train, thinking because you pressed "Start New Thread" you somehow have rights. Nuh uh. You can play your semantic shuffle, but I was first, a month before you.

Me.

No, you didn't lodge The Skunker. You were remiss,,,then when I lodged mine legally you tried to horn in on my goodness. No. Absolutely not.

No.

Now, go back to combing the box scores with the fine tooth comb.

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^^^

Oh I lodged it. I lodged it hard. I rammed that skunker right up your boy's ass, no lube. You just weren't around to witness, since I had sent you to the reading room to repair your damaged ego.

I lodged 17.

And you're just riding my gravy train, thinking because you pressed "Start New Thread" you somehow have rights. Nuh uh. You can play your semantic shuffle, but I was first, a month before you.

Me.

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^^^

No, you didn't lodge The Skunker. You were remiss,,,then when I lodged mine legally you tried to horn in on my goodness. No. Absolutely not.

No.

Now, go back to combing the box scores with the fine tooth comb.

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Oh I lodged that er. Had your boy Capri reeling with like I didn't know that . It was a lodge for the ages. You just weren't here to witness. I believe I had sent you moping to the reading room, then lodged it in your absence. You missed it. Not my problem. It looked like this:

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Oh I lodged that er. Had your boy Capri reeling with like I didn't know that . It was a lodge for the ages. You just weren't here to witness. I believe I had sent you moping to the reading room, then lodged it in your absence. You missed it. Not my problem.

No. You made a careless notation. That's on you. That's your failure. You don't get a do-over, bub. One chance. I came along then and did it correctly according to the rules. Your regret is not my responsibility. Now you know better.

[K...]

Add another skunk for tonight. Won't even suit up.

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On top of Old Smokey...

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...all covered with cheese.

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Oh I lodged that er. Had your boy Capri reeling with like I didn't know that . It was a lodge for the ages. You just weren't here to witness. I believe I had sent you moping to the reading room, then lodged it in your absence. You missed it. Not my problem. It looked like this:

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^^^

No. You made a careless notation. That's on you. That's your failure. You don't get a do-over, bub. One chance. I came along then and did it correctly according to the rules. Your regret is not my responsibility. Now you know better.

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Kirby scoreless in 17 games?

November, 2015. Calling the 17-time skunker a month in advance.

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Tim Duncan	1,359
Karl Malone	1,356
Hakeem Olajuwon	1,089
Elvin Hayes	1,084
Michael Jordan	1,072<<

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Anyone who thinks Duncan unknowingly broke Karl's record and just happened to have a scoreless game after is naive. No one knew about the record until Duncan zeroed. The odds of that happening that close to, but after Karl's number are astronomical.

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Good morning, Arizona!!!

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Tim Duncan	1,359
Karl Malone	1,356
Hakeem Olajuwon	1,089
Elvin Hayes	1,084
Michael Jordan	1,072<<

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^^^ Then Tim got Popped.

tee, hee.

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Tim Duncan	1,359
Karl Malone	1,356
Hakeem Olajuwon	1,089
Elvin Hayes	1,084
Michael Jordan	1,072<<