Spursforsix - Jokemaster Joke of the Day

[SpursforSix]

Oh god damn. I am sorry I ever questioned you. On the flip side, you just rattled off 3 grand slams so maybe I reignited the fire.

Never underestimate constructive criticism. It's always welcome.
I also think taking a week off helped. I think I had creative burnout.

[SpursforSix]

ah...new page...I'll put all these newer jokes in one place for convenience

okemaster Joke of the Day - May 4, 2019

What’s the difference between Avante and an actor?

The actor isn’t happy with small parts.


Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 9, 2019

How is Avante like SpursTalk?

Neither are kid friendly.


Subs ute Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 9, 2019

How is Avante like the Columbine Shooting?

Both resulted in lots of bloody teens.


And here's a bonus joke for the critics...

What's the difference between Avante and hemorrhoids?

Hemorrhoids only attacks adult buttholes.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 14, 2019

What's the difference between a stray dog and a 13 year old?

Avante doesn't have to kill the dog after he rapes it.

[Darth_Pelican]

I expected better after a 5 day break

[SpursforSix]

I expected better after a 5 day break

Yeah...I guess I shouldn’t force them. Sometimes they just come to me. And with Judy carrying some weight, I shouldn’t feel compelled to just put out like I’m Kanye.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 15, 2019

How is Avante like Fortnite?

Both screw kids with microtransactions.

credit to spurraider

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 17, 2019

How are Avante and a YMCA bball coach the same?

Both try to teach little kids how to handle balls.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 17, 2019

How are Avante and a YMCA bball coach the same?

Both try to teach little kids how to handle balls.

[BD24]

I think you can shut this one down and just continue with your work in the dear diary thread tbh. This was a fun time, but it’s ran it’s course. Judy Booty is much more entertaining right now

[chunticakes]

I think you can shut this one down and just continue with your work in the dear diary thread tbh. This was a fun time, but it’s ran it’s course. Judy Booty is much more entertaining right now

Yeah, like what's Larry got going on in the garage? What will our hero eat next week at Golden Corral? And will we get a glimpse of Stan's negro ?

Creed cassette

[SpursforSix]

Yeah, like what's Larry got going on in the garage? What will our hero eat next week at Golden Corral? And will we get a glimpse of Stan's negro ?

Creed cassette

Oh man...I just thought of something. Leveling up soon.

[Avant]

Lets keep this at the top of the page, love all the attention.

Know nothings need to stick together, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~

Thank God for Avante, how boring would this place be without him?

[Avant]

Simpletons, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avant]

Lets talk some talk in here, since Avante is the star....AGAIN.

Would ya believe NFL WR Jordy Nelson was a Kansas State HS 100m champ?

Who here thinks SFS ran a 20,.00 200m as middle school kid? Keep in mind Tyreek Hill ran a 20.14 in high school, and Matt Boling has ran a 20.5, so SFS was faster than both of them.

Current HS 200m


20.55

	Kenan Christon (Madison, San Diego, Ca)
20.58	Matthew Boling (Strake, Houston, Tx)
20.69	*Devon Achane (Marshall, Missouri City, Tx)
20.79	*Sean Burrell (Zachary, La)
20.83	Lance Broome (Seven Lakes, Katy, Tx)
20.90i	Mario Heslop (Franklin, Somerset, NJ)
20.91	*Robert Gregory (Wheatley, Houston, Tx)
20.93	Christian Grubb (Notre Dame, Sherman Oaks, Ca)
20.94	*Ashton Allen (Bullis, Potomac, Md)
	Cameron Leiba (Dillard, Ft Lauderdale, Fl)

As we can see no middle school kid is running a 20.00.

[Chucho]

LOLarry screaming at the internet to give himself attention. Do you charge Mason rent, Larry? Or do you make him pay bills? Both?

[Avant]

Avante, Avante, Avante, Avante, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

Getting back to track.

So who were the two fellow NFLers who had beaten Bullet Bob Hayes in their college days, well?

[Pavlov]

You really love being on, don't you?

[Avant]

You really love being on, don't you?

Look at who is doing the ting. Ever seen a more stupid group of people in your life?

[Chucho]

Look at who is doing the ting. Ever seen a more stupid group of people in your life?

Yeah. But to be fair, you're the one who put everyone on to your family pics, dip .

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day- May 25, 2019

How is Avante like White Castle Burgers?

Both come in small buns.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day- May 25, 2019

How is Avante like White Castle Burgers?

Both come in small buns.

[Avant]

Lets bump this baby back up.


Any Avante chatter is a good thing, so keep it rolling.

[SpursforSix]

Why doesn't Avante watch ice hockey?

He can't stand anything that has periods.

[Chucho]

Ahhh, makes sense as to why his writing is so brazen in how poorly its written.

[SpursforSix]

Ahhh, makes sense as to why his writing is so brazen in how poorly its written.

LOL. That's actually what I as going to go with. Something like, "why did Avante fail English?".
But then I said to myself, "self...what else has periods". And voila.