***** The Official 2015 Avante Football Thread *****

[SpursforSix]

I think you're a little freak who has no clue at all about ATS wagering. Why you even bother with it..???

It's all about "spots" favoring one side from an ATS perspective, your job is to find them.

so if someone doesn't know about ATS wagering, they are a "freak"
but if they are into underage trannies, it's all good

I don't think St. Peter will buy that.

[Avante]

so if someone doesn't know about ATS wagering, they are a "freak"
but if they are into underage trannies, it's all good

I don't think St. Peter will buy that.

Why try and talk about things ya know nothing about? I told you you'd lose your ass unless ya understood the science behind ATS wagering. And look at you, ya suck! I can't talk baseball, so I don't.

Stupid, will you ever figure out sailors in bars? What at you ing re ed? Dude...MILLIONS ...of servicemen hit the bars looking for pussy, ok ya moron?

[SpursforSix]

Why try and talk about things ya know nothing about? I told you you'd lose your ass unless ya understood the science behind ATS wagering. And look at you, ya suck! I can't talk baseball, so I don't.

Stupid, will you ever figure out sailors in bars? What at you ing re ed? Dude...MILLIONS ...of servicemen hit the bars looking for pussy, ok ya moron?

there's a difference between "looking for pussy" and ending up in bed with a kid.

[Avante]

there's a difference between "looking for pussy" and ending up in bed with a kid.

Stupid, what guy is going to be seen with some kid, well? Stupid, ya go over in packs, ok? No way ya want your buddies to be telling everyone...Avante was with a little kid, what a ing sicko...ok guy? AND...ya want well developed women with some experience, ok ya ing rookie?

[SpursforSix]

Stupid, what guy is going to be seen with some kid, well? Stupid, ya go over in packs, ok? No way ya want your buddies to be telling everyone...Avante was with a little kid, what a ing sicko...ok guy? AND...ya want well developed women with some experience, ok ya ing rookie?

My guess is that you've never been in the military or overseas. You had sex with some child in California and your brain has made up some story so you could justify it and not feel guilty. All of your lists are another coping mechanism to keep your mind off the crimes you've committed against humanity.

[Avante]

My guess is that you've never been in the military or overseas. You had sex with some child in California and your brain has made up some story so you could justify it and not feel guilty. All of your lists are another coping mechanism to keep your mind off the crimes you've committed against humanity.

Little man I joined the navy in 1969, did my boot camp in San Diego. I was on the John A. Bole a destroyer and then after decommisioning it at Hunters Point I was sent to the USSR Horne a cruiser, number 30. Now run off to Google and see if all that could fit. Now tell me stupid why would I care about that stuff?

I was in from 1969-1972, did three WESTPACS and I am a S back.

So once again totally wrong and if ya see some sick ass pedo ya shoot the sick , ok?

[SpursforSix]

Little man I joined the navy in 1969, did my boot camp in San Diego. I was on the John A. Bole a destroyer and then after decommisioning it at Hunters Point I was sent to the USSR Horne a cruiser, number 30. Now run off to Google and see if all that could fit. Now tell me stupid why would I care about that stuff?

I was in from 1969-1972, did three WESTPACS and I am a S back.

So once again totally wrong and if ya see some sick ass pedo ya shoot the sick , ok?

you're a hunchback? what the .

[Avante]

you're a hunchback? what the .

So ya now feel stupid don't ya? Go ahead got, Google the USSR Horne and you'll see when I got there around 1971 it was pretty much a new ship. Google the John A. Bole and see where and when it was decommissioned.

I was in the navy ya ing re , ok? And just another sailor doing what they do, ok re ?

Dude, I bought this home with a GI loan.

Google...The Barbarella Club....in Singapore. Dude, I've taken a ferry from Hong Kong to Kowloon, ok ya little ? Google... River...in Olongapo.

[SpursforSix]

So ya now feel stupid don't ya? Go ahead got, Google the USSR Horne and you'll see when I got there around 1971 it was pretty much a new ship. Google the John A. Bole and see where and when it was decommissioned.

I was in the navy ya ing re , ok? And just another sailor doing what they do, ok re ?

Dude, I bought this home with a GI loan.

Google...The Barbarella Club....in Singapore. Dude, I've taken a ferry from Hong Kong to Kowloon, ok ya little ? Google... River...in Olongapo.

come on man...that was too obvious...

[Avante]

come on man...that was too obvious...

Little man, I once posted on a board where some guy..."what do you know about sprinters, I bet ya Google everything, huh?"......hahahaha!!!!!!!!

I was a sprinter/running back, grew up loving speed. I got into everything there is pertaining to that, ok? And at 19 years old joined the navy, ok?

Why you try and fight that so hard, ??? And, not at all interested in little girls, ok re ?

Wow~~~~~~

[SpursforSix]

Little man, I once posted on a board where some guy..."what do you know about sprinters, I bet ya Google everything, huh?"......hahahaha!!!!!!!!

I was a sprinter/running back, grew up loving speed. I got into everything there is pertaining to that, ok? And at 19 years old joined the navy, ok?

Why you try and fight that so hard, ??? And, not at all interested in little girls, ok re ?

Wow~~~~~~

so you're saying that you took a ferry up river?

[Avante]

so you're saying that you took a ferry up river?

I'll go slow amigo.

There was a navy base in Subic Bay, which was across a river from the Olongapo City Phillipines, ok? You crossed a bridge to get from one to the other, that bridge was over a river of sewage. Out in this river were little boats with girls in them and little boys with nets. If ya tossed them some coins she'd show you a . Yep, the boy caught that change in his net. Pricks would toss the change in river, yep, he went diving.


Hong Kong and Kowloon are seperated by about a mile or so, in order to get from one to the other ya take a ferry. Kowloon having some higher quality hookers.

See ya learned something today.

[SpursforSix]

I'll go slow amigo.
Out in this river were little boats with girls in them and little boys with nets. If ya tossed them some coins she'd show you a . Yep, the boy caught that change in his net. Pricks would toss the change in river, yep, he went diving.

wtf

[chunticakes]

I'll go slow amigo.

There was a navy base in Subic Bay, which was across a river from the Olongapo City Phillipines, ok? You crossed a bridge to get from one to the other, that bridge was over a river of sewage. Out in this river were little boats with girls in them and little boys with nets. If ya tossed them some coins she'd show you a . Yep, the boy caught that change in his net. Pricks would toss the change in river, yep, he went diving.


Hong Kong and Kowloon are seperated by about a mile or so, in order to get from one to the other ya take a ferry. Kowloon having some higher quality hookers.

See ya learned something today.

I don't see the big deal with Asian hookers. Just a bunch of dead s with huge bushes, tbh.

[Avante]

wtf

See, a world you know nothing about at all.

How about this?

If ya met a girl in a bar where she worked ya could buy her. You actually signed a contract with the mamasan who ran the place and she was yours for how ever long ya bought her for.

[Avante]

I don't see the big deal with Asian hookers. Just a bunch of dead s with huge bushes, tbh.

There isn't and every guy messing with me about it would have done the same thing and we all know it. I do play along , it is funny to watch...."look I'm no pedo, ok?"...hahaha!!!!!! While everyone knows the servicemen in bars thing. Internet silliness.

[SpursforSix]

See, a world you know nothing about at all.

How about this?

If ya met a girl in a bar where she worked ya could buy her. You actually signed a contract with the mamasan who ran the place and she was yours for how ever long ya bought her for.

buying girls??? already starting off on immoral footing. then when you add the fact that he was under 15.
it may not be here and it may not be today....but make no mistake...somewhere...someday...you'll pay for your sins...

[Avante]

buying girls??? already starting off on immoral footing. then when you add the fact that he was under 15.
it may not be here and it may not be today....but make no mistake...somewhere...someday...you'll pay for your sins...

Why totally ignore what I just said? Stupid, nobody wants their buddies..."Avante was with a little girl"...ok ya dumb ? Don't act like ya can't read got, ok?

Those bars were full of full grown well developed women, ok little guy?

[SpursforSix]

Why totally ignore what I just said? Stupid, nobody wants their buddies..."Avante was with a little girl"...ok ya dumb ? Don't act like ya can't read got, ok?

Those bars were full of full grown well developed women, ok little guy?

like you ever walked into one of these places with "buddies"

Seaman Perkins : hey guys...let's check out this bar...it's called, "Hot Tigers".
Seaman Johnson : nah...let's go over to Sexy Dragons.
Avante : hey...anyone want to go with me to Underage Trannies?

[Avante]

like you ever walked into one of these places with "buddies"

Seaman Perkins : hey guys...let's check out this bar...it's called, "Hot Tigers".
Seaman Johnson : nah...let's go over to Sexy Dragons.
Avante : hey...anyone want to go with me to Underage Trannies?

Just how dumb are you?

The day ya pulled into port ya hiered a taxi driver, his job was to take care of you and your gang. He knew where the drugs were, the best places to eat and the best bars and girls. He took care of you and your posse, ok stupid?

Everywhere but Olongapo, like I said the base jus a bridge away from down town.

You always ranin gangs, ya never ever went out alone. Yep, it could be dangerous. A lot of dangerous people over there and they know you have $$$$.

Ya walk in the bar and here they come they're like locusts, so ya pick the one you like.

Little man you are ing about this it's comical, not a clue at all. You are one dumb .

Stupid, if you were seen with a kid (never saw any in the bars) you'd never hear the end of it, ok moron?

[Avante]

At the half way mark, points scored and given up. I twekked it a little, because of a system I use.

Plus

1.NE 116
2.Ariz 110
3.Cincy 66
4.Den 56
5.Caro 55
6.GB 44
7.Atl 40
8.NYJ 33
9.Sea 27
10.Minn 25
11.Philly 23
12.Pitt 21
13.KC 13
14.St. Lou 10

Even/Minus

15.NYG 0
16.Oak 0
17.Buff 0
18.Wash 20
19.Mia 20
20.NO 21
21.Balt 24
22.Indy 30...look at this division, all of them below.
23.Hous 31
24.Tenn 34
25.SD 36
26.TB 36
27.Dall 40
28.Clev 50
29.Jax 60
30.Chi 62
31.Det 96
32.SF 98...OUCH~~~~

Ok so there's the Bengals vs Browns on Thursday night. The Bengals a plus 66 team, the Browns a minus 50 team. Bengals at home last two seasons...8-2-1, the Browns on the road...4-8.

Andy Dalton vs Johnny Manziel.

Now who can make a case for the Browns in this "Spot"? They have no advantage at all, none!

[SpursforSix]

At the half way mark, points scored and given up. I twekked it a little, because of a system I use.

Plus

1.NE 116
2.Ariz 110
3.Cincy 66
4.Den 56
5.Caro 55
6.GB 44
7.Atl 40
8.NYJ 33
9.Sea 27
10.Minn 25
11.Philly 23
12.Pitt 21
13.KC 13
14.St. Lou 10

Even/Minus

15.NYG 0
16.Oak 0
17.Buff 0
18.Wash 20
19.Mia 20
20.NO 21
21.Balt 24
22.Indy 30...look at this division, all of them below.
23.Hous 31
24.Tenn 34
25.SD 36
26.TB 36
27.Dall 40
28.Clev 50
29.Jax 60
30.Chi 62
31.Det 96
32.SF 98...OUCH~~~~

Ok so there's the Bengals vs Browns on Thursday night. The Bengals a plus 66 team, the Browns a minus 50 team. Bengals at home last two seasons...8-2-1, the Browns on the road...4-8.

Andy Dalton vs Johnny Manziel.

Now who can make a case for the Browns in this "Spot"? They have no advantage at all, none!

so you're taking the Bengals -11?

[Avante]

so you're taking the Bengals -11?

I was talking about SU there slick. Where did I mention ATS? I don't like laying double digits. You can totally be in charge. 30-14. Then have some special teams play...and ya lose 30-21. When it really wasn't that close at all.

I guarantee the Bengals win the game.

[SpursforSix]

I was talking about SU there slick. Where did I mention ATS? I don't like laying double digits. You can totally be in charge. 30-14. Then have some special teams play...and ya lose 30-21. When it really wasn't that close at all.

I guarantee the Bengals win the game.

so you only lay 9 and under?

[Avante]

so you only lay 9 and under?

I look for...

best QB
points scored/given up advantage (like the above)
home field
"spot"...coming off bye/second home/second road/heading into a bye
ATS role...HF,HR, RF, RD

Then put all that together and find the best 3-5 games where all that favors one side. I try my best to play one score games, don't like anything over7, but sometimes I have no choice because too many numbers point to a side.

Keep in mind I play real $$$$, this isn't just for fun. So I have to be right or lose $$$$.

Yep, a lot of homework.